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dog zebra 

Navy slang for when three men are having sex with a woman simultaneosly. Euphamism based on US Navy material condition of readiness which determines which fittings (doors, vents, etc.) are to be closed on a naval vessel. Condition Dog Zebra is the most secure condition, where all airtight, watertight, firetight, and fumetight fittings are secured.

So when three male sailors are teamin' a chick (whether a betty out on liberty, a female shipmate, whatever) they will "set condition dog zebra" where one guy fucks her pussy, one guy fucks her ass, and one guy is has his dick in her mouth, thus "all openings secured"
"We had some liberty in PI with this fine as ho so me and my boys set some dog zebra!"

or...

"How come all these chicks are gettin' pregnant out on WestPac? Too many people settin' dog zebra on a bitch."
dog zebra by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005

Dirty Zebra 

A Dirt Zebra is performed when 3 individuals (2 Black, and 1 white or 2 White and 1 Black) engage in a sex-sandwich. For instance when a Black person is in between 2 White people or vice-versa.
A: Did you sleep with those two black guys last night?

B: Yeah! They gave me the Dirty Zebra treatment!
Dirty Zebra by ChaChaBueno July 28, 2009

Dirty Zebra 

Something said in a completely innocent way, but coming out sounding dirty.
Kickball Coach: Okay everybody, let's get out there and kick some balls!

Players: Uhhh......

Kickball Coach: Oops! That was a dirty zebra!
Dirty Zebra by Toyger January 14, 2008

Dirty Zebra 

The name of a coffee drink (not on the menu) famous at a local coffee shop in Tyler, TX called Brady's Coffee. You can drink it hot or iced. It's highly caffeinated and sweet.
I'd like to order one large dirty zebra. I'll take it iced.
Dirty Zebra by Zuni Ga June 2, 2018

zebradoo 

(n) Any person, place, or thing you want it to be. (Adj) Descrbes anything that you want it to.
Yo dude, that girl looks mad zebradoo I wanna zebradoo her and I wanna zebradoo her friend too., Yo that Moe Qureshi is straight up zebradoo.
zebradoo by googoobums May 9, 2010

zebradoodle 

zebradoodle- a zebra that looks like a reindeer and is very very very very colorful
zebradoodle by bert tabitha January 20, 2008