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Zanking

zanking is where you drag something so hard that you shall now be known as a zanker
bro your ZANKING”
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The act of sexually assaulting someone that is the same gender as you. Mostly dick touching.
He zanking Michael in the sport shed
by z4nky69 May 28, 2025
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Zank

Zank
noun / verb
(1) A person who hijacks any conversation, moment, or comment section to inject irrelevant, preachy, or emotionally manipulative nonsense — usually out of a desire to be seen, not heard.

(2) The act of forcing unrelated personal trauma or political outrage into something that had nothing to do with it.
“RIP to a Ozzy Osbourne.”
Zank: “But what about Palestine and climate change?”
Get outta here, zank.

“Bro zanked the whole memorial post to flex his veganism.”
by Unprogrammed July 22, 2025
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Zank

Someone that is hot short fast and never stops running
by Zanktastic May 23, 2023
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oh zank

A thing that Ellen and Tilde invented.
"OH ZANK ELLEN"
"OH ZANK TILDE"
by Zankisas December 25, 2016
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Zank (verb)
To sell an item at nearly 50% of what you paid for it.
Bill got a really expensive guitar and then went off to college. I hope he doesn't zank it.
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Beav unit was doing mad zank last night.
by Mc Scumbag September 14, 2017
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