Zacking

a person that is not functioning in a office environment and nobody seems to care

Miles; "Where did Jason go?" Bob; "What'd you think? He's at the coffee machine zacking as usual."

by the_sad_derp December 23, 2019

Zaking

Hopping on to a fake Zoom call at work to:
1. avoid talking to certain people

2. avoid meetings
3. show how busy you are

Karen has been on a Zoom call forever, is she...she can't be...ZAKING!
Man, i don't want to attend another wELl-beINg seminar! I'm just gonna zake it.

by pro_zaker November 29, 2021

Zacking Out

Spending obscene amounts of money on an IOS game to make a contest unfair because your opponents didn't agree to a truce.

That guy seriously was zacking out there. I guess he really wanted to win.

by Reallyheylookitsme June 3, 2022

Zackingo

A 12 year old (since 2022) and a YouTuber wannabe who makes videos on Roblox, Minecraft etc.

Yo you seen Zackingo's new videos?
Bruh who?

by Zalingie June 15, 2022

Zacking off

A person named Zach jacking off

We found little Zach Zacking off in the corner again may got pray for him.

by SMHXL July 11, 2022

Zacking off

A person named Zach jerking his dick off to Lolis.

We caught Zach Zacking off again such a dissapointment.

by SMHXL July 11, 2022

Zarking

To do "research" on a computer, tablet, or smart phone... while not doing work like things. Such as searching for a Star Trek tricorder device to buy for a collection or a gift.

My spouse was zarking for over an hour earlier. IDK... I think she's looking for the perfect gift for my mother for her birthday.... but, I'm not sure.

by unstoppable_wifey November 22, 2022