Yuletide Dick in the Ass

Bad luck around Christmas.

Yo, dude, someone took a dump on your drivers seat. Shoulda locked your doors.

What a yuletide dick in the ass!

by deincredibles December 15, 2010

yuletide log

a males genitals

**That bitch told me her hands were cold, so i let her warm them up on my yuletide log**

by treehugga69 October 28, 2008

yuletide log

A very thick, large shit that is decorated with undigested holley leaves and berries. Can be decorated after delivery for

a variety of uses.

'I had nothing to serve for dessert christmas eve so I had to create my very own yuletide log

by thwth December 31, 2009

yuletide carol

a term used to describe a juul, when around family friends or coworkers

im finna leave this barbeque and hit the yuletide carol: mom is getting on my nerves

by ahoihoihoiboy July 7, 2019

Yuletidephobia

Fear or Hatred of Christmas.

Dr. Wily has Yuletidephobia!

by Mr. Whazzup September 17, 2004

Yuletide joy

The tingly feeling you get in your butthole when you are outside looking at the moon, and you bend over and cough.

There was a full moon last night, what a Yuletide joy!

by Smokey19 December 22, 2021

Yuletarddecoriaitis

An individual afflicted with the uncontrollable impulse to erect Christmas decorations and Yuletide spirit ahead of Thanksgiving (in the United Sates), the third Thursday of every November (internationally).

Nancy already has her Christmas tree and lights up and it's not even Thanksgiving! She must have Yuletarddecoriaitis. Poor thing.

by Nagromnaedhcrub April 20, 2018