i choose you off

asking somebody if they want to fight (fist fight)!

hey jerk u just called my wife a bitch.i choose you off.

by sneakystevep November 4, 2017

People That Piss You Off

This is the place where you post everyone that pisses you off, if it's a group of people(like a group of friends), a type of poser, a certain kind of person (jocks, nerds, wiggers etc.) or a certain individual who's getting on your nerves.

Post them all here and let go whatever hate you have on whoever your targeting.

by Minion- I FUCKING HATE YOUR GUTS YOU LITTLE FUCKER! February 15, 2004

tap you off

when someone is annoying you and you stop them because you're annoyed. "tap you off" means you're going to fight with them if they don't stop

dan: * annoys myles *
myles: bro imma "tap you off" on God

by L.Mail November 19, 2019

Cut you off

Someone who is done with all the crap you pull and all the fights you get in with them.

Brooke hated the way Cathy acted so she said I "cut you off"

by Xavierboolin October 14, 2016

People That Piss You Off

George W. Bush. I can't believe so many fucking people voted for him. He is so full of shit.

People that piss you off.

by David555 May 30, 2006

jack you off

A term people use to describe the act of a woman jerking off a guy and then proceeds to do one of two things:

- put the semen in her mouth (SHE WILL ONLY DO THIS FOR ATTENTION)
- stroke her vagina across the semen
(SHE WILL DO THIS FOR PREGNANCY)

Michael: Okay, babe. Let's do the, you know...
Beth: Oh, do I get to jack you off?
Michael: Yep! But mouth, not vagina I plan to leave you tomorrow not in 18 years.

by CrazyChixo October 3, 2016

Piss-You-Off-Hot

"Piss You Off Hot" is used to describe a girl who is so damn hot that it pisses you off.

Used in situations where being in the presence of a supremely attractive women is actually a hindrance to being able to enjoy one's self - either because you're already with a woman, or because the guy she's with is so obviously undeserving of being with such a babe that you can't ignore the injustice.

The blond girl across the restaurant looked potentially cute, although her boyfriend was a real slob, so I held out hope that she wasn't actually attractive. Later, she walked by my table, and dammit, she was piss-you-off-hot. The rest of the evening I was obsessed with trying to sneak peaks in direction. I couldn't even enjoy my dinner, much less make conversation with my date.

by jm2011 September 19, 2009