York

The stupidest nigga that you will ever meet. I want you to think of retarded and then multiply by 20 and that is what York is. This man has literally earned the nickname "Sped" so you know this dude fucked up. Everyone who interacts with this guy on a daily basis is perplexed by how someone can be this fucking stupid. His mental capacity is very low so you have to be aware enough to make sure you don't overload his brain with information at any given moment so he can still function somewhat normally. As Noah often says, York's goal when he wakes up everyday should be to prove to all of us that he is not retarded.
Ray Naker: Yo York, what are your thoughts on gun control, you have any possible solutions?
York: What they should do is get everybody is gun and give it all to the police and whenever they want to use it they will ask and they can get it for certain amount time
Ray Naker: Yo wtf?
York: Does that make sense?
by TurnM3Up August 13, 2020
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the york said hi
by Piraven's mum yarlini May 04, 2021
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York

Another word for someone who resembles a Grizzly Bear woken up from his hibernation prematurely by some poor unsuspecting hikers.
"I think I've stumbled across a York"
by Mattias April 15, 2005
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York

Someone who uses shitting as a way to get out of work.
Man I'm tired today. I think I'm gonna pull a york today.
by KDEEZLE July 21, 2009
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york

n. the coolest person in the world. very popular and well loved by everyone. yorks are amazing, smart, funny, brave, strong, clever, intelligent, pleasant, and wonderful. also extremely good at breakdancing omgomgomgomg so hotttttttt!!!
Man i wish i could be a york.
by hehehehehehe January 09, 2008
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York

A word that can be used in lieu of "Smokin' Hot Babe", or just an all around good looking chick. Often times it can be used when talking about girls in general.
1. "...any York would be lucky to date a boy like you so it's their loss!"
2. "Sometimes i just wish we had more Yorks around here..."
by Metalfire October 24, 2011
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A York

When a team gets relegated from the football league and then get relegated again after claiming they are going to win the National League
Hartlepool are doing a York this season.
by Tinpotter August 15, 2017
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