Yognaut/Yognaught

What you call a fan of the yogpod (See: Yogpod YognaughtI Am Dave! Yognau(gh)t)
Yognaut is if you are more a fan of Lewis and Yognaught is if you're more a fan of Simon.
If you see a fellow Yognaut in public you MUST do the salute and say 'I Am Dave! Yognau(gh)t'(pronunciation:I Am Dave Exclamation Mark Yognaut).

Guy1:Hahahahaha Toasterbags.
Guy2:'I Am Dave ! Yognaut/Yognaught!'
Guy1:'I Am Dave ! Yognaut/Yognaught!'
Guy3:Wtf

by Markk116 September 22, 2011

Yoana

A Yoana is a female with the capacity to act exactly like your mother while also providing you with the best experience a girlfriend can give. She is smart, careful and considerate. Her beauty is undeniable and attracts all men with a pulse. Her words linger like the sweet scent of a rose as they come into contact with you. Like many flowers, she also has thorns. This can be seen in her dark side as she enjoys be extremely rough with those she loves the most.

Guy 1: Hey did you notice that girl over in the corner? I can't look away from her beauty..
Guy 2: Oh wow bro, she must be a Yoana, she makes me feel at home.

by One summer breeze August 21, 2017

Yogaballing

The performance art of dancing with a yoga ball, often in a club environment with a light-up yoga ball.

Hula hooping at EDM shows is out. The hottest dance trend is yogaballing.

by Probablynotarealthing March 16, 2017

Cat Yoga

Cat Yoga n: Physical manipulation of your pet feline to adopt yogic postures that help to release negative energies built up in the cats body.

Example: "Did you see Seth performing Cat Yoga with his furry friend?"

"I have to get ready for my Cat Yoga class" An exercise that builds trust bonds between owner and pet thru therapeutic stretching of the major feline muscle groups.

by Prof. S. Dannen Bldg 2 Rm 420 May 8, 2015

I am Dave! Yognau(gh)t

...and I have the balls.

Said as "I am Dave EXCLAMATION MARK yognau(gh)t!"

The call of greeting between multiple yognau(gh)ts whenever they meet.

First used in YoGPoD 32: I am Michael McDonald and I Listen to the YoGPoD All Day. It was a saying taken from a fan-letter by "Nick Fuckface" from Australia describing his encounters with a shaken soda can which created a singularity. Simon/Honeydew approved of this saying and encouraged Yognau(gh)ts to use as a greeting. It stuck with the fanbase.

Yognaut: "I am DAVE! YOGNAU(GH)T!"
Yognaught: "...and I have the balls!"
Yognaut: "Eiffel tower."

by PKFifer November 20, 2011

Yogatation

The practice of yoga in such a focused state of mind that it becomes a moving meditation.

I am so stressed out that if I don't get in some yogatation I will explode.

Yogatate: To engage in the practice of yogatation.

I am going at 3:00 to yogatate.

by Swyne September 8, 2011

iPhone Yoga

A deep meditative state achieved by staring at your iPhone continously. The beauty of iPhone yoga is unlike other meditation, background noise such as a humans talking to you or vehicles about to run over you do not disturb you in the slightest.

I shouted a warning to my friend about the speeding garbage truck about to run him over but the poor chap was in deep iPhone yoga. RIP.

by killerbajaj July 22, 2014