A monologue used by the main antagonist in part 4 of the franchise: Jojo's bizarre adventure, it was used in the situation to exclaim that the the villain had such confidence in winning, he exposed everything about himself
Teacher: how about you introduce yourself to the class
Kid: My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Kid: My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
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3. To not be married
4. To work as an employee at the Same Yu department stores
5. To get home by 8 pm at the latest
6. To never smoke but occasionally drink
7. To be in bet at 11 pm
8. To get exactly 8 hours of sleep
9. To have a glass of warm milk and do 20 minutes of stretches before bed
10. To sleep like a baby
11. To be told you had no issues your last check-up
12. To not trouble yourself with enemies
13. To want to live a quiet life
2. To live in the northeastern section of Morioh
3. To not be married
4. To work as an employee at the Same Yu department stores
5. To get home by 8 pm at the latest
6. To never smoke but occasionally drink
7. To be in bet at 11 pm
8. To get exactly 8 hours of sleep
9. To have a glass of warm milk and do 20 minutes of stretches before bed
10. To sleep like a baby
11. To be told you had no issues your last check-up
12. To not trouble yourself with enemies
13. To want to live a quiet life
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Get the Kira Yoshikage mug.The main antagonist in the latter half of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable (part 4). He has a hand fetish and he looks like David Bowie and he's a serial killer but hes still a total babe. His stand can turn anything it touches into a bomb and can detonate it with his (I dont know which one) hand. Bitch turn me into a bomb instead.
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He has a hand fetish, so he cuts off hands.
His stand Killer Queen / Deadly Queen's abilities are to turn anything it touches into a bomb, having a little heat-seeking bomb tank, filling air bubbles with bombs and Bite the dust which is a little Killer Queen blowing someone up from inside their eyes.
He's basically a terrorist.
He has a hand fetish, so he cuts off hands.
His stand Killer Queen / Deadly Queen's abilities are to turn anything it touches into a bomb, having a little heat-seeking bomb tank, filling air bubbles with bombs and Bite the dust which is a little Killer Queen blowing someone up from inside their eyes.
He's basically a terrorist.
Person 1: Did you see Kira Yoshikage blow up that up dude in Jojo's bizarre adventure?
Person 2: what are you fucking gay?
Person 2: what are you fucking gay?
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