yarp

when you cath any fish or porpus liek creature from the ocean or lake and immediately fuck it to death

man i had a good yarp today with a catfish

by facefuck April 22, 2003

yarp

y-yet
a-another
r-robot
p-program

like rubbish tv/movies with AI in them, from futurama

a: "whats on the tv?"

b: "just another yarp..."

by frank_the_tank12345 May 31, 2010

yarp

a goofy laugh

hahahahahahahahahaha yarp yarp yarp

by instigationmachine May 12, 2004

yarp

Performing any sexual activity to a vagina while it is on it's menstruating cycle, AKA it's period. sexual intercourse, finger blast or eating out all apply

Present:
guy: "i wanna fuck!"
ugly whore: "i'm on my period, so you'll have to yarp me instead"
guy: "yarp yarp!"

Past
guy: "i yarped the shit out of this broad last night, my fingers and cock are still covered in period blood. same with my teeth"

by turkeydick February 2, 2009

yarp

yarp means yes and a lot of people use it who I go to college and I think it would be nice to puton this website

would you like a cup off tea yarp I would

by chaids12 December 1, 2016

yarp

y-you
a-are
r-really
p-pretty

"yarp!"said peach "wat does that mean?" said strawberry

by mr. peach January 2, 2009

yarp

A cross between a yawn and a burp. Often occurs when an individual is having a long, deep, drawn out yawn and accidentally swallows a quantity of air, then releases that air with a gentle burping noise at the end of the yawn.

Yaaaaaaaaaaawwwww- urp!

"You just yarped."

by Alex_K_NY July 30, 2009