Yearming

The act of feltching, or sucking the lubey shitty cummy substance out of someone's rectum after hard anal sexual intercourse, with a straw.
feltching shirmping anal intercourse santorum

"Oh man...good thing I had an old slurpee cup beside the bed last night cuz I started yearming that bitch when I was done fucking her. She wanted me to yearm her all night long."

by The Kiddo January 14, 2009

Yamming

Yamming (v.) - The act of having a sexual partner pour honey on the receivers stones and licking it off.

Candied Yams (n.) - The state of your balls after a yamming session.

Me and the pig from the party picked up some honey for a long night of yamming.

My candied yams are so sticky after that trainwreck was done sopping up all the honey that was on them.

by siv73 April 9, 2010

Junk Yarding

When you ram the f*ck out of a girl with your fingers.
(Can be acompanied with chainsaw noises)

"I took that girl to the junk yard last night"
"Yeah i junk yarded the f*ck out of her"
"I'm going to junk yard someone so hard tonight, il be covered in blood"
"I'm junk yarding tonight"

by P-biggy February 1, 2008

yerming

Yerming is one a person has anal sex with another individual and after he is finished uses a straw to suck the cum from that individuals ass.

John didn't like yerming since the last time he did it he puked for the rest of the night.

by Germanprd April 23, 2004

yamming

Talking bare shit in another persons ear/face

i beg u stop yamming in my ear

by BaBi_KruFFy September 27, 2005

yamming

the act of grabbing and shaking ur penis like u would with a can of soda except that this stuff isnt as easy to swallow...and then cumming uncontrolably all over ur furniture and house pets

"OH MAN HES YAMMING ALL OVER MY BRAND NEW COUCH!!! AND ON MY BRAND NEW DOG!!!"

by dragon keeper February 25, 2009

yarning

The process in which one envelopes another's place of residence to keep one from entering or leaving the premesis (An alternative of TPing). Best results when done creatively.

We went yarning last night and covered the whole porch, so they couldn't get out the next morning.

by Samantha Miller November 25, 2007