Yanking the monkey

A funny way to say masturbation

-I’m going back to my room
+Ok, just stop yanking the monkey
-You are not funny bro

by J.H Garza June 21, 2018

Yackling

Yackling is derived from the country Haileyrvania. It is the action of yackling on some person, place, or thing. To yackle.

"My dog was yackling on me and now he's getting euthanized..."

"Kys."

by cupid poopid July 22, 2023

hog yanking

The act of vigorously pulling on ones own penis. Usually performed in this way when very angry or frustrated.

Joes in the bathroom hog yanking again. The poor guy tries and tries but just can't get laid!

by Ratdogzz March 25, 2017

chocolate yanking

Jerking off with your own shit as lubricant.

My hand always stinks after chocolate yanking.

by hcky2379 February 10, 2015

On Line Yanking

Masterbating while surfing the web for porn or cybering.

Jane was pissed off at Dick; she caught him as he was on line yanking while chatting with a friend.

by TooSick4U April 26, 2006

Crank Yanking

1. Beating off, jerking off, spanking off
2. Hand job

Hoes are pros at crank yanking!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007

Yackling

A combination of yacking off and cackling. It can be used as an adjective or verb to refer to a group of young people disturbing public peace through loud speech interlaced with grating laughter.

The chugging of the train, combined with the constant yackling of the five girls seated in front of me, was enough to give any sane person a terrible migraine.

by bicycleboy April 17, 2009