1. The main title character of the television show "Xena: Warrior Princess" that started in 1995. Spin off of "Hercules the Legendary Journeys" in which it surpassed in popularity, ratings, quality, acting, writing, and just about anything you can name.

2. A tough chick; pitbull in a skirt. Don't play no mess.

3. A white girl who looks like and/or has the body of Bettie Page.
Xena yells a-le-le-le-le-le! when she beat bitches up.
by floacist June 14, 2007
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Star of the hit cult show about a 'warrior princess' (A spin off of the Hercules series). She is also a notorious lesbian icon (or 'dycon'.)
"I'm watching Xena." Or "As a lesbian, I like acting out my kinky Xena bondage fantasies."
by be-bop-a-lula January 2, 2005
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a superhero who takes over the world, doesnt care about anyone but her bf, fam bam and her SHEcrew, is inlike with her boyfriend Mr. GRIMM.... coolest illest chick you'll ever meet, very beautiful and wise, her silhouette will leave you wanting more. everyone loves her.. they come to her for advice and help and she gets the job done! mess with her and you'll be defeated by her powers, you wont exist after she's through with you... the city of chicago is hers.. her presence is highly required in places you have never been... people also call her vanessa.
I LOVE XENA!
by xenatron November 6, 2010
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an egyptian girl that’s veryyyyy pretty born on september she’s very funny smart and will fight anyone that takes the mick out of her friends she’s also very sweet 😾
who’s that sexy girl?
oh that’s xena!
by peachescoochie August 9, 2020
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The name of the 10th planet. Has it's own moon too, called "Gabriel" very little is known of Xena as of September 2005, other than the fact that it's larger than the 9th planet Pluto.
Xena is a gay name for a planet.
by JPWRana October 4, 2005
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1. Hot warrior princess i used to beat off to when i was a lad.

2. Sometimes ur playin X-Box with ur buddies, and u have the wicked runs. So, u tell them that u have to go poopy, but they say "No bitch ur guna play this game and ur not guna be a pussy, u expect us to pause this shit???." You cant show weakness, so u comly w/ a slight chuckle, and proceed in playing the game. After a couple minutes, ur colon begins to overflow w/ liquid doodoo butter, and u cant take much more.
Out of nowhere the doodoo starts to leak out from ur hole uncontrollably. U try to play it cool and pretend like nothings wrong, but then ur friends notice a brown liquid formibng benieth you. They laugh. U, being embarassed, rip ur pants off, bend over, and spray them with your butt mud. They, overwhelmed with butt mud fall to the floor and pass out.
After they wake up, u spooge in their eyes, blinding them.

LEt this be a lesson to you all, if ur buddy has to go poo when ur playin X-Box, let him go, just put the game on pause. Because before u kno it, ur bitch ass can be Xenafied.
Crazy dude "I told u to let me shit but u wouldnt let me ahhhhhhhh!"(crazy dude proceeds in Xena-fying his buddies)
by johnson September 4, 2004
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an overly obsessed fan of a rock band with very similar looks to a monkey.
"Ew, look at the gorilla listening to music mommy!"
"Hunny, that's a Xena, not a gorilla."
by iMaChey August 18, 2008
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