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Wurzel

Wurzels are the Middle Class Farmers that live in the small Rural Hampshire City of Southampton, they are known as wurzels because they have a strong West Country Accent which set’s them apart from the rest of Hampshire.
I met a Wurzel in Warsash the other day and he said, "Ize fram sarfarmmtin ize iz, and Oilike sarfarmmtin Ize Does”
by Paul Foxton September 5, 2021
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Wurzel

Wurzel is a word Used to describe somebody from The South Coast English City of Southampton also known as Soton, The People of Southampton Are Known as Wurzels/Worzel’s due to the City Being Close To Dorset and The New Forest, Wurzel is also used to describe Fans of Southampton FC The Football/Soccer Team from the City.
Somebody from the City of Southampton Would say, “Ize a very very proud Wurzel ize is, I likes driving me tractor to St Mary’s to Watch The Saints Play Ize Does”
by Pompey Cockney 657 April 27, 2024
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Wurzel

A resident of South West England. Typically a cider drinking, web toed, six fingered inbred who talks like a cross between a farmer and a pirate.
“Jesus, the place is full of Wurzels”
“Yeah, we’re playing Bristol City today”
by StevieAber February 15, 2025
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wurzel face

someone with a gigantic beard resembling pubic hair
God! Look at Wurzel Face over there! thats so disgusting that i pooped myself!
by andy richens November 7, 2006
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wurzel gummich

scarecrow looking she hag!!slaper}who comes to life after a bottle of mickey fynns
hey willy k look at the head on her like wurzel gummich
by willy84k October 14, 2008
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Doctor Wurzel

1. A character from the Gorillaz autobiography, Rise Of The Ogre, who stole the winnebago from Murdoc.

2. A term used to describe a scary, male deputy head teacher who somewhat resembles a paedophile.
1. Doctor Wurzel stole the effing winne. Lets go kill him!

2. Uhoh, Doctor Wurzel has just locked that girl in his office!
by Tazar The Yoot March 25, 2007
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mangel-wurzel

A word from animal farm when they are singing “Beasts Of England” but I just like to randomly yell it at people as they become rather confused.
“Oi Boris you fucking mangel-wurzel come back here!”
by Sexybeast010 November 2, 2019
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