Wurzel 

Wurzels are the Middle Class Farmers that live in the small Rural Hampshire City of Southampton, they are known as wurzels because they have a strong West Country Accent which set’s them apart from the rest of Hampshire.

I met a Wurzel in Warsash the other day and he said, "Ize fram sarfarmmtin ize iz, and Oilike sarfarmmtin Ize Does”

Wurzel by Paul Foxton September 5, 2021

Wurzel 

Wurzel is a word Used to describe somebody from The South Coast English City of Southampton also known as Soton, The People of Southampton Are Known as Wurzels/Worzel’s due to the City Being Close To Dorset and The New Forest, Wurzel is also used to describe Fans of Southampton FC The Football/Soccer Team from the City.

Somebody from the City of Southampton Would say, “Ize a very very proud Wurzel ize is, I likes driving me tractor to St Mary’s to Watch The Saints Play Ize Does”

Wurzel by Pompey Cockney 657 April 27, 2024

Wurzel 

A resident of South West England. Typically a cider drinking, web toed, six fingered inbred who talks like a cross between a farmer and a pirate.

“Jesus, the place is full of Wurzels”
“Yeah, we’re playing Bristol City today”

Wurzel by StevieAber February 15, 2025

wurzel face

someone with a gigantic beard resembling pubic hair

God! Look at Wurzel Face over there! thats so disgusting that i pooped myself!

wurzel face by andy richens November 7, 2006

wurzel gummich 

scarecrow looking she hag!!slaper}who comes to life after a [bottle of mickey fynns

hey willy k look at the head on her like wurzel gummich

wurzel gummich by willy84k October 14, 2008

Doctor Wurzel 

1. A character from the Gorillaz autobiography, Rise Of The Ogre, who stole the winnebago from Murdoc.

2. A term used to describe a scary, male deputy head teacher who somewhat resembles a paedophile.

1. Doctor Wurzel stole the effing winne. Lets go kill him!

2. Uhoh, Doctor Wurzel has just locked that girl in his office!

Doctor Wurzel by Tazar The Yoot March 25, 2007

mangel-wurzel 

A word from animal farm when they are singing “Beasts Of England” but I just like to randomly yell it at people as they become rather confused.

“Oi Boris you fucking mangel-wurzel come back here!”

mangel-wurzel by Sexybeast010 November 2, 2019