StevieAber's definitions

Wurzel

A resident of South West England. Typically a cider drinking, web toed, six fingered inbred who talks like a cross between a farmer and a pirate.

“Jesus, the place is full of Wurzels”
“Yeah, we’re playing Bristol City today”

by StevieAber February 15, 2025

Smogger

A resident of Middlesbrough, called such due to spending their entire life in a cloud of pollution from the chemical works. Often appear confused if caught in sunlight.

“Look at that smogger transfixed by the big yellow circle in the sky. Should we tell him what it is?”

by StevieAber February 15, 2025