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wounded-dolphin

a sexual act performed by men during intercourse in which the man puts his finger in the hole that his member is not in and feels his dong through the tissue.
When I was slamming her in the ass I put my finger in her snooch and felt my dong, I pulled the "wounded-dolphin" on that bitch!
by Vaginasarewierd January 13, 2009
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Don't Fuck A Wounded Bear

Basically means to move on and move past problems one person may have with another.

Used by a character on the British television show Misfits.
... And so he hit you with a toaster and kidnapped you, but you know what they say? Don't fuck a wounded bear!
by Hello to those out there December 25, 2010
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Wordedw

Wtf even is this word I done fuking know all u need to know is that he’s gay and does ur mum and he’s secretly a lesbian phrog Ik it’s mad
Fuking hell ur suck a mother fuking wordedw
by WordedW February 24, 2021
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one worded

Talking to someone who reply’s with one word or very short answers with no care.
Moey: “yo bro have you seen the new tns in footlocker, they released them today!”
Ali: “no”
Moey: “brooooo there sooooo niceeee”
Ali: “yeah”

Moey: “damn man why you so one worded?”
Ali: “lmao I’m not”
by Alisaidnahworray March 28, 2018
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Wounded Rooster

Wounded Rooster (woon·did Roo·ster)

-Adjective
1. The act of vigorous penis to mouth insertion, or Blow job to the point in which the air pressure inside a woman's throat and lungs, form an involuntary noise which sounds like a rooster, under attack or in intense pain.

-Noun
2. The noise made when a woman is intensly throat fucked or gagged.
1. Eric awoke in the middle of the night, to the horrifying sound of his mother getting the ol' Wounded Rooster from his father.

2. Zach fiercely thrusted his shaft down little Sally's throat until it made the distinct sound of a poor little Wounded Rooster
by Alex April 10, 2007
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Wounder

A person who'm impedes upon ones normal course of activity. Similar to Pests and Punishers.
"Jeez lenny was steamed last night and wouldn't leave that girl alone"

"Totally! what a massive wounder!"
by isheeeee? December 13, 2018
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Like peeing on a wounded jellyfish

"I was told I should get a college degree. So, I went and got a Masters' degree in literary criticism of French medieval bread recipes from an online university."
"That's like peeing on a wounded jellyfish."
by donaldpelosi January 6, 2020
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