Something that is meant to get done but doesn't. Also can be faked by type garbage in word and giving it to your boss. Consists of a tie and pen with a dash of fun. Work is the equivilent to naptime to a small child. Work is the reason people sell drugs for a living (they make a profit while being high and doing no work).
I smoked that reefer and skipped work and skipped on the sidewalk. I told president Clinton that I wanted an hjfrom his lesbian wife.
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Get the Work mug.- Hey, Ted's throwing a keg tonight !
- I can't come, I have this shitty homework...
- Whatever.
- Should I bring something ?
- I can't come, I have this shitty homework...
- Whatever.
- Should I bring something ?
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Get the Work mug.A place where a man's (or Woman's) spirit is crushed down to its very core on a daily basis. A place one is forced to go every day, Monday to Friday and sometimes on Saturday to receive massive doses of soul robbing, spirit breaking, mind numbing torture, mostly at the hands of the Gestapo like, dimwitted, mentally handicapped, henchmen who are easily fooled by the Gods of Business and Captains of Industry. Work can also be used as a means of punishment for being a law abiding member of a society who's upper class feel they must look down upon anyone who has to work for a living. If it weren't for the Working man, the upper class would need to wipe their own asses and thats not cool
Ted: Hey Bill, it's been a long time. Man you look aweful whats going on, are you sick?
Bill: No Ted. I just got off work. Please kill me, kill me now!
Bill: No Ted. I just got off work. Please kill me, kill me now!
by the_real_zacker October 20, 2012
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