Work

Something that is meant to get done but doesn't. Also can be faked by type garbage in word and giving it to your boss. Consists of a tie and pen with a dash of fun. Work is the equivilent to naptime to a small child. Work is the reason people sell drugs for a living (they make a profit while being high and doing no work).

I smoked that reefer and skipped work and skipped on the sidewalk. I told president Clinton that I wanted an hjfrom his lesbian wife.

by Charlie March 26, 2005

Work

what you're avoiding right now

I have work to do, but f*ck it, Urban Dictionary is more entertaining anyway.

by partyrockstar222 August 12, 2016

Work

Place you go to surf the internet.

I have been looking at urbandictionary.com all day at work today.

by David Moore May 22, 2003

Work

What you should be doing right now.

- Hey, Ted's throwing a keg tonight !
- I can't come, I have this shitty homework...
- Whatever.
- Should I bring something ?

by twippi April 26, 2010

Work

A Real-life activity you do to gain money.

My Grandma gave me money for working in the garden.

by Sebastian "Puchi" April 10, 2006

Work

This is the way i see it, working hard for something you really want is better than wishing for it.

by thats all you need to know June 05, 2003

Work

The thing you pretend to do when your boss comes around

The boss is coming quickly "work"

by Swamp boy November 14, 2017