wonkerdonk

grabbing of the breasts

"what time is it ? - wonkerdonk time"

by beth nd harriet March 14, 2008

wondered

the best person to exist, you will be happy to be friends with him. better than arissa and jassie and everyone else, he will beat u in everying.

omg look at that guy, hes such a WONDERED

by wondered December 13, 2018

Wankered

Stoned, Wasted, Boxed, Mashed

I went round Ferret's house last night and got wankered on his bong

by cappy May 23, 2003

Wankered

to be really pissed or stoned - basically off your face.

You should see www.wankered.com it's quality

by mengelay July 25, 2003

small wondered

descriptor

A term which refers to a highly intoxicated individual who is moving and/or speaking in what appears to be slow motion.

This was a frequent occurence on the short-lived 1980's sitcom "Small Wonder" in which the featured robotic child, Vicky, often ran low on power and exhibited a much slower rate of movement and speech before she completely powered down.

Margeauxx was having so much fun dancing at Bartini, but after that last shot of tequila she was totally small wondered and could only do the robot in slow motion.

I wondered why I could hear crickets all of the sudden, then I realized CJ was drunk on vodka soaked pineapple and completely small wondered.

by Margeauxx McBeavers January 28, 2011

Stevie-Wondered

Getting killed, in a video game, by a blind grenade throw, especially in Call of Duty 4.

*Upon watching the kill cam.*

Ben: "What?! A blind grenade throw?! I hate getting Stevie-Wondered!"

by imnotyourbro February 14, 2008

Wankered

When you've been done over by someone or something and its past the point of fixing or you have found yourself in a completely fucked situation which is completely irreversible. Its one of them when you'll realise... That you've been truly Wankered

Friend 1:" Bro we're surrounded by Pigs and they got the dog squad, fuck!"

Friend 2:" Ah shit! We've been Wankered!"

by Wagwan dickhead May 28, 2020