Wonking

The act of purposefully mispronouncing common words and names in a YouTube video in order to generate comments and thus game the algorithm.

Simon Whistler is guilty of wonking in almost every one of his videos.

by MegaTater June 29, 2019

Wonight

Whenever two people agree on it being.

Wonights gonna get wicked >:)

by Tealer4life February 9, 2023

faye wonging

when you dance around the room in a dreamy trance like Faye Wong did in Chungking Express (1994)

Boy: Where were you? I thought you were ready 5 minutes ago?
Girl: Sorry, California Dreamin’ came on and I started Faye Wonging.

by pixiepix March 18, 2021

Woking

An infamous large town in south east england famed for its chavs and possibly the greatest non-league football team in europe. In reality its quite cool and pretty chavless on the east side, but beware for there are many a chav on the west.

dude 1: "dude where are we?"
dude 2: "woking"
dude 1: "cool"

by jewishgoddess October 29, 2004

Wonking Your Horn

Jacking off; beating one's meat

You're probably going to end up as some virgin living in your mom's basement and wonking your horn to big tiddy anime girls

by god maybe March 14, 2019

boing woing

A slang word for "weenie"

Example 1:

Male number 1: Haha I am tickling you, such a nerd.

Male number 2: You have left me with one choice... I MUST go for the BOING WOING.

Example 2:

Thor: Die you criminal scum. *goes for the head.*

Daddy Thanos: You should have gone for the BOING WOING!!!

by lilpumplover6969 June 14, 2019

Worning

The non-cursed version of the word morning. This word grants immunity to chains to all besides those named Kio.

Chains have no power against the word Worning.

by Thechainslayer March 16, 2020