A large human. Is often fat and blubbery. May waddle when walking, and has hippo-like features. Characteristics such as being loud, ghetto, and obnoxious may occur frequently.
Guy 1: Hey what did you do last night?
Guy 2: Oh not much, just chilled with this girl I know.
Guy 1: That wolly wompus that lives next door to you, doesn't count.
Guy 2: Haha very funny, as if she could fit through her front door.
Guy 2: Oh not much, just chilled with this girl I know.
Guy 1: That wolly wompus that lives next door to you, doesn't count.
Guy 2: Haha very funny, as if she could fit through her front door.
by wollywollywompus November 4, 2012
Get the Wolly Wompus mug.A mythical creature that is known as the angriest creature on earth. The wompus, according to myth, has no asshole and so no ability to shit, but is cursed with an insatiable appetite. As a consequence, the wompus is the angriest creature on earth. A truly anally retentive person can become a wompus by retaining so much, that his or her asshole closes itself up permanently.
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A Wompus Noodle
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is a person man or woman, child or elder. Who is by nature, a goober, doofus, or dingus.
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is a person man or woman, child or elder. Who is by nature, a goober, doofus, or dingus.
A chubby boy is keeping boyant atop a 'noodle floaty', in a swimming pool, licking an icecream cone whilst the waves of spuratic children jiggle him until he inevitably capsizes. As the boys upper body submerges, his lower half breaches with a highly audible Flatulence. The drenched child is now not only a wet doofus , he is now a complete Wompus Noodle.
by You can't make this stuff up January 13, 2018
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1. To be different, awkward, or off.
2. Something that is needlessly asymmetrical.
3. Skater lingo for something that is overly amazing or awesome.
1. To be different, awkward, or off.
2. Something that is needlessly asymmetrical.
3. Skater lingo for something that is overly amazing or awesome.
John: See those stairs?
Mike: Yeah, they are all over the place!
John: They sure are wompus.
Mike: If you did a trick off of them, it would be wompus!
Mike: Yeah, they are all over the place!
John: They sure are wompus.
Mike: If you did a trick off of them, it would be wompus!
by mantabu July 18, 2011
Get the Wompus mug.Someone who bums everything...Something like a free-loader but takes it to the extremes on a daily basis. Tries to tag-along with people they barely know, just to hit the blunt. Constantly asking for change or looking to obtain something for free.
Man 1: hey dude, got a cig i could bum?
Man 2: No dude, I dont have a fucking cigarette you Wompus!!
Man 2: No dude, I dont have a fucking cigarette you Wompus!!
by Sketch Ball December 26, 2010
Get the Wompus mug.John Kerry was being very wompus during the election.
by Brett December 3, 2004
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by Captain Cooper December 28, 2005
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