wholly mammoth

a depiction of a walrus that is created by using straws in the place of tusks.

also, a large female?? creature who roams cafeterias.

-"omg, why does that wholly mammoth have such large tusks?"
-"they only have industrial sized straws."

by adjkl2 January 8, 2010

Wooly Mammoth

A gigantic, hairy penis.

Tom dropped trou at the party last night, and he's got a freaking Wooly Mammoth!

by Frempt November 26, 2009

wooly mammoth

A very hairy animal; Devon

Corey: Wooly Mammoth!

Kevin and Evan: Hahaha

Devon: STOPPPPPPP

by hjfoytjro0gkfpg November 11, 2008

Woolly Mammoth

Much older woman who likes younger guys. Usually a woman over the age of 65. Older version of a cougar.

Ted: "Did you see the way that lady is looking at me? What a cougar"

Jim: "Dude that's not a cougar, look at those saggy tits, that's a Woolly Mammoth"

Ted: "Oh well, I'd still rip her Depends off and smoke her hams"

by Romese October 21, 2011

Woolly Mammoth

An implied sexual term that describes the physical abuse of a penis.

a.) When a guy beats another person in the face with his cock.

That one nigga wouldnt shut up so i gave him a woolly mammoth and the beat the shit out of him wit my dick.

by ThisNigga October 3, 2008

Wooly Mammoth

A very unattractive and fat person. Usually said when the person is thought to be atractive but when you see a picture they are ugly.

Kyle: Hey this hot girl is sending me a picture of her!
Jason: Let me see!
Kyle: Just received it, take a look!
Jason:....She looks like a wooly mammoth!
Kyle: FTW

by AHHH ITS A MAMMOTH April 25, 2011

Willy Mammoth

When you grow your pubes out too much your junk looks like a prehistoric elephant

Aston you need to shave your Willy mammoth

by Huntebro February 13, 2024