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Wokester

An insult used to describe a person who gets easily outraged and professes a moral high ground over social justice issues.
That wokester got offended by my comment expressing disgust towards violent criminals.
by lulu kitty September 10, 2019
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performative wokeness

Learned a new phrase: "Performative Wokeness."

People who more concerned with self-promotion, social media "likes", or selling books & lectures; than they are about Actual Deliverables.
People thought Tina cared about labor issues, considering how much she Tweeted about it, but it was all performative wokeness - she had no problems crossing picket-lines if the business offered a sale.
by Brainshrub August 28, 2019
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woketard

"Why does twitter support JY's campaign to force immigrant women to wax his hairy balls"? "I don't know. Probably because Jack Dorsey is such a gay woketard."
by Louis XIV December 10, 2019
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woke nazi

A SJW that specializes in searching through an entire individuals social media/public history in order to find something that is offensive by today's current woke standards. The age of the offensive comment is irrelevant as the current standards of the day apply backwards for their purpose, even if the comment in question was made years or even decades ago. When something is found that offends a marginalized group the individual is publicly crucified in social media (and the main stream media if possible). The SJW will then use the chance to publicly berate and bully the offender into submission until they conform to their standards of wokeness and receive punishment for their past unreported crimes against humanity.
Bill: "Did you hear Kevin Hart is hosting the Oscars this year?"
Greg: "Guess you haven't heard then, some woke nazi found something offensive he said like 5 years ago and crucified him for it. He stepped down from the gig."
Bill "For something he said 5 years ago, really?"
Greg: "These woke nazi don't care, to them time is irrelevant; even if its 10 years ago it's like you said it yesterday and have to be held accountable by today's standards for anything."
by ludicrous 1133 January 11, 2019
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wokeshit

Portmanteau comprising the words “woke” and “shit.” Used in contemporary political discourse as a perjorative, mocking the spinelessness, stupidly, hypocrisy, and willful ignorance of American corporations and government agencies that make decisions, changes, and content choices for poorly reasoned "woke" justifications.
guy 1: "MLB just moved the All-Star game out of Atlanta because of the GA Voter ID bill."
guy 2: "That's some wokeshit. MLB isn't getting any money from me ever again."
by xo rach April 4, 2021
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Woke Joke

A person or organization (whose decision makers are) so intent on appearing to be supportive of "social justice" that any semblance of common sense or critical thinking has been abandoned. Woke Jokes will support any trendy social justice cause or organization, join any demonstration or boycott without considering the facts and circumstances surrounding the incident(s) giving rise to such actions. They view those not participating or simply suggesting more information be obtained prior to acting as misguided.
He sent $1,000 to the organization before even looking at its web page. If he had, he would have learned they are opposed to the type of business he owns--he's a total Woke Joke!!
by Travelingmankc May 1, 2021
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woesnoefa

I am woesnoefa
by Guan Pedro December 6, 2018
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