An alien that can change her weight every day by the hundreds and shit money. It's famous for single-handedly twisting American women round it's finger turning them into it's bitches. It has an ego the size of the universe, and henceforth believes the universe revolves around itself.
by OPOPL October 25, 2009
Get the Oprah winfrey mug.A small town in the chicago suburbs located in the Milton township with a population of about 9000, mostly consisting of poor old people and stoner kids.
Aside from it's neighbors Wheaton and Naperville,it's not all full of rich white pricks.
There's really not much to do in Winfield than cause mischief or go to the liquor store.
Aside from it's neighbors Wheaton and Naperville,it's not all full of rich white pricks.
There's really not much to do in Winfield than cause mischief or go to the liquor store.
Kevin: Hey wanna go to Winfield?
Austin: Why? All there is to do there is teepee old people's houses and smoke weed.
Austin: Why? All there is to do there is teepee old people's houses and smoke weed.
by 9pac November 15, 2013
Get the Winfield mug.Most commonly somked cigarette brand in Australia. My boss and I, for example, work at Woolworths and we both smoke Winfield light blue. Not the greates brand- I'll always prefer my Dunhill blues and Horizon 8's. But damn god for work.
"Michelle and Renee went out for a wini blue."
"Jesus I need a smoke! Can I have a pack of Winfield Reds Please Michelle?"
"I'm Going for a smok. Wini Blues anyone?"
"Jesus I need a smoke! Can I have a pack of Winfield Reds Please Michelle?"
"I'm Going for a smok. Wini Blues anyone?"
by Iloverenee May 12, 2006
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Get the Windeed mug.fat thing of indeterminate gender (posing as a female) that is a major cause of the soccer mom craze worldwide. Host of a television show that broadcasts insincerity and bitchiness across the world.
by Invierno October 19, 2005
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Get the Oprah Winfrey mug.The most Amazing African-American woman who ever lived. Not only is she a billionare, she single-handedly turned millions of white soccer moms into her personal slaves. White women follow her like sheep
Oprah Winfrey : "Lissen white people. Buy this book. Ah sez its the best even though the author lies like a rug."
White soccer moms: "Yessum Miz Oprah! We do annyting you say Miz Oprah!"
Oprah: Now pay to attention to mah freend Doctor Phil. He know how to make yew wenches satisfy yo' bucks".
White soccer moms: "Lawdy!, We be hanging on all his words Miz Oprah."
White soccer moms: "Yessum Miz Oprah! We do annyting you say Miz Oprah!"
Oprah: Now pay to attention to mah freend Doctor Phil. He know how to make yew wenches satisfy yo' bucks".
White soccer moms: "Lawdy!, We be hanging on all his words Miz Oprah."
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