Wilky

Wilky or Willky is to carry out an act of pointless abuse in an attempt to create humour. This attempt subsequently fails miserably and that person looks like a complete moron.
A Wilky can also be a person who has hidden and latent homosexual tendencies which the person cannot admit, but knows they have.

Dude, stop being a Wilky.
You're such a Wilky, no wonder no one likes you.
I was in town last night and I swear a Wilky tried to come on to me.

by aninsidejoker June 17, 2009

Wilky

To have bad aim and try to stimulate the asshole instead of the pussy.

"I tried to finger her but I pulled a Wilky"

by pussyslayaoopsthatwasherass April 17, 2014

wilkied

To sell your house only for the buyer to pull out of the purchase at the very last minute leaving you in a state of financial ruin which takes months if not years to recover from.

I was supposed to be selling my house tomorrow but I've just been wilkied.

by Gavman99 December 30, 2008

wilkies

when she is so horny and you stick your dick in her and she gets the 'wilkies'

bro, i gave your mum the wilkies yesterday bro it was so good.

by WeirdshitFr March 8, 2020

Nasty Wilky

When you take a big enough shit that it clogs an industrialized toilet.

Nathan: Bro don't go in there i took a nasty wilky

Ryan: God dammit, where am I supposed to take my shit?

by Taye Biddle November 14, 2011

Wilki-kind

The wilki-kind is an army of sporelings which plan to take over the world with their leader wilki in charge. Sporelings are created either by wilki boi spunkying someone or they can be automatically released from certain portholes around his sexy body.

The wilki-kind is an unstoppable force and has possessed one of our best...Gibbo

by WilkiPedia April 21, 2019

Wilkie dent

Someone who is very good at minecraft bedwars and is very good looking

If Wilkie dent broke my minecraft bed I would get in his

by Ghandi11 July 20, 2021