The psychopathic dog from the 2012 Standard Grade General English exam in Scotland. Known to jump off cliffs, not share his food and square up to ewes (despite only being up to their knees). He also has created an internet craze, trending on Twitter and receiving thousands of likes on facebook.
What's wilf? - A little greedy bastard that makes fish and chips cost more than £40.
Why's everyone going on about wilf? - Because everyone else is too stupid for us credit people to go on about the Korous...
Why's everyone going on about wilf? - Because everyone else is too stupid for us credit people to go on about the Korous...
by rubbers are for gurls. September 29, 2012
Get the Wilfmug. by wilfmister October 1, 2010
Get the Wilfmug. A total loser
Someone who can calculate the cubic capacity of a tin of beans but is unable to work the tin opener.
Clueless
A four letter abusive expletive you can use in public because nobody knows what it means
Someone who can calculate the cubic capacity of a tin of beans but is unable to work the tin opener.
Clueless
A four letter abusive expletive you can use in public because nobody knows what it means
That GordenBrown is a total WILF
Brian got pissed last night and acted like a total WILF
You're acting like a WILF
Brian got pissed last night and acted like a total WILF
You're acting like a WILF
by guzzigeezer December 9, 2009
Get the Wilfmug. Surfing the Web with no particular purpose, often due to extreme boredom. Derived from the phrase Wwilf(meaning "What was I looking for?").
Person 1:"Hey, aren't you meant to be checking up on our homework assignment?"
Person 2: No, sorry. I'm Wilfing.
Person 2: No, sorry. I'm Wilfing.
by Memasa December 24, 2008
Get the Wilfingmug. by coppertop December 13, 2003
Get the wilfmug. A married women with no kids who you'd like to fuck.
"DAMN that's one hot piece of ass!" said Kohl
"Ya man, she's a WILF!" Reilly replied
"DAMN that's one hot piece of ass!" said Kohl
"Ya man, she's a WILF!" Reilly replied
by reiles January 3, 2009
Get the wilfmug.