Wigan Donk

Wigan is famous for its pies and ugly women. A Wigan donk would involve nobbing a cooked pie until it sits on your penis without holding it there. You then get a Wigan Girl and fuck her with the pie, preferably the pie would have a meat filling of some kind I.E Steak.

I gave a Jessica a real good Wigan Donk last night. Meat and potato went everywhere.

by VassODiarby September 22, 2012

Whank

Old variant of word wank, meaning masturbate. Can be a noun or verb: a whank; to whank.

Defined by the Oxford English Dictionary, second edition, 1989:

wank, n. (a.) Also whank.
1. Of a male: (an act of) masturbation. This word and its derivatives are not in polite use. 1951 Dict. Slang (ed. 4) 1220/1 Whank, (male) self-abuse: low: from ca. 1870. Perhaps echoic.

I had a whank earlier; feel more relaxed now.

I was going home to whank, but was distracted by the house that was on fire, and the escaping giraffes.

by josifer May 29, 2010

Wuhan kiss

Forcibly placing the rectum against the skin of an unsuspecting victim.

Jim totally passed out at the party last night, so we took turns taking selfies while giving that pansy-ass motherfucker a bunch of Wuhan kisses.

by Frank Moody June 24, 2016

wizang

A term used for a penis, many words have the ability to have "iz" added to them

He went and gave her the Big Wizang!

by Quab October 4, 2003

WIHAB

Whoops, I Have A Boner!

Eric: "Chris, take it off!"
Chris: "Only for you babe!"
Canada: "WIHAB!"

by Canada71351 September 6, 2010

wuhan girl

Any lady who wears a piece of non conforming personal protective equipment (such as a bin bag or flannel mask) in a public place.

Oh look Darling! (Points at woman in pointless ppe) There's Wuhan girl!

by Srosro April 22, 2020

Wuhan Wiggle

A healthier alternative to handshakes and other forms of greetings during times of sickness, involving the striking of the medial sides of the right feet of both participants followed by the successive striking of the lateral sides of the same feet.
Name refers to the source of the coronavirus pandemic, during which the term was conceived.

To stay safe during the coronavirus pandemic, Henry and Albert opted to greet each other with the Wuhan Wiggle.

by AGuoGuo March 11, 2020