Weighted Companion Cube

Your very best friend. It will not hurt you or talk to you, or even stab you. However, euthanization is eventually required.

It is a cube with hearts on the sides given to you in the valve game portal. You use the cube in only one level and it is shortly thereafter incinerated, yet its small appearance has gathered a cult like basis.

I hit your mom last night, like she was the Weighted Companion Cube.

The cake is a lie, unlike the Weighted Companion Cube.

by J J Bakes December 20, 2007

Whighter

Famed word known exclusively in the smoker world referring to a white lighter, hence the combination of the two words, which is frowned upon for possessing bad luck/bad karma. Many people refuse to smoke weed anywhere in the vicinity of a Whighter.

The funny thing about Whighter's is they only come into affect with marijuana, not tobacco as karma knows your already killing yourself smoking cigarettes, counter-acting the bad karma produced from Whighters, where as smoking marijuana is one of the best things in the world prone to bad karma.

Stoner 1: hey man you got a flame?

Stoner 2: fo sho rite here.

Stoner 1: oh wtf you shoulda said it was a whighter!

Stoner 3: get that shit away from me!!!!

by MCDC_TWIST August 1, 2008

Wrighted

When a man dramatically smacks food or other objects from the hand of an unsuspecting female, then abuptly walks off without word to her. This usually takes place after they had engaged in intimate personal interactions and guilty admissions about her out-of-state boyfriend, over drinks the night before. Typically, this female is seemingly innocent, and this could perhaps be the worst and most stunning thing a male has ever done to her. A look of shock and bewilderment follows, and perhaps a single tear.

Nice young lady carrying popcorn by the copy machine comes up to say hello to the gentleman she had confided in the night before... and BAM! Popcorn all over the floor, bitch! "You just got Wrighted, hoe!"

by machnhed October 17, 2010

weighted

Adjective. Used to describe someone who has recently put on a significant amount of weight since the last time you have seen them.

Damn, have you seen Mel lately? She got hella weighted!

Dan is a chubby chaser, he always goes after the weighted girls.

by Matt Action May 9, 2011

Dead Weighters

Gym members, often men (and in rare occasions women), who roam in packs and have loud conversations (on subjects ranging from women to beer to women). Often dead weighters will hold court near the section of the gym where the free weights can be found. They are often in good physical shape despite the average age of a dead weightier being 38. They are considered loud and annoying and intimidating to anyone outside of their peer group. More often than not, dead weighters will have an unexplainable close relationship with a aerobics instructor at said gym, with whom they flirt with shamelessly (despite that the dead weighter is often old enough to be her father.)

"Did you get to the Y today"?

"Yeah, but I didn't get to work on my hamstring because a bunch of dead weighters were hanging out on the Nautilist talking about car engines."

by JeremyJB July 3, 2008

Paul Wightman

A legendary figure who has been able to out party parties.
Someone who is extraordinarily handsome with great wit and an IQ that Einstein would be jealous of.
Also see fabulous

I went out last night and got totally Paul Wightmaned.
The chicks loved it - they all thought I was extraordinarily handsome with a really high IQ!

by Treble Twenty February 2, 2010

Isle of Wight

Also known as the "Garden Isle" for its landscape scenery. At first deceptive however, for the Island has a high risk number of chavs and emos.
Musically, the Isle of Wight produced bands such as The Bees and Mista Mushroom.

Also famous worldwide for its yachting competitions, community and general snobbery but it should be pointed out the they are a minority and annoy most other Islanders.

"But we had all our vaccinations when we went to the Isle of Wight"

by Riteous Mango July 19, 2005