wif

Another word for Wife.

I wonder what my wif is doing for tea.

Come here wif, I want you.

by jedipunk September 8, 2003

wif

(W)isconsin (I)nbreed (F)aggot

Anyone from wisconsin knows the term FIB, (fucking illinois bastards). WIF is what people from illinois retort back to them. Being from illinois, you also have the satisfaction of knowing your better than everyone from wisconsin too.

None of these stupid WIF's know how to drive.

by Carl B September 14, 2004

ady wif

Ur doing that tt trend where you remove ur first and last letter of ur name and ur Lady Wifi

PEE PEE POO POO I NEED TO WRITE THE WORD HERE SOOO
ADY WIF

by Ace :> May 28, 2021

fishin wif yur teef

it be when you go fishin and run outa bait.

Yo dawg you got any bait over der mang?

No I be running out of dat shit, use yur teef

Dats how you go fishin wif yur teef

by dashittiestshitshit July 19, 2010

Not gonna argue wif u

This is a Teamspeak meme which translates to "I give up, I can not possibly win this arguement". If this is said during an arguement, the arguement is over as the person who said it has admitted defeat.

Person 1: One plus one is 3...
Person 2: Are you fucking stupid? One plus one is two.
Person 1: Not gonna argue wif u.
Person 2: That's what I thought.

by Logan Robertson January 16, 2008

Go bun my wif diks

Bunning wif diks is the equivalent of not caring or just straight out not giving a fuck.
Phrase was originally coined by Agne Jagelaviciute.

You think I am stealing intellectual property? Too bad, go bun my wif diks.

by SrDerp July 7, 2020

wif

two seggsy people that are married and have an entire photo album dedicated to eachother

“omg are you guys wifs bc you are both so hot”
“yes we are”

by caca ong asf March 14, 2021