Can't whoop me

Something you say to regain your manhood after it is taken away

Delonte: Yo Jamz, what the hell were you doing in the women's panty section of Wal-Mart yesterday?
Jamal: Can't whoop me!

by Agra April 1, 2004

Whorority

The sluttiest of sororities on campus

Jimmy: Dude, she's from the whorority

by Social lubrication March 29, 2015

Whoobie

A character, often a particularly weak villain, that is so pathetic they make you feel sorry for them. They are usually very familiar with affectionate "aww"s and typically make you want to give them a hug and take care of them.

Person One: "That character is such a whoobie."

Person Two: "Oh I know! I just want to give him a big hug and take him home with me! He looks like a sad puppy!"

by CrimsonRainbow June 15, 2013

Social Whooer

One who, when in public, with the help of alcohol and large groups of people, starts to make "WHOOING" noises at the most inane things.

Geoff: Hey, I'm buying drinks for my friends.

Ted: WHOO! SHOTS!

Geoff: Not you, Social Whooer.

by DontLookBackInAnger July 8, 2009

whoop-de-fucking-doo

a sarcastic reply to someone who won't quit boasting.

Mike: I just climbed Mt. Everest in 5 hours with no climbing gear!
Donovan: well whoop-de-fucking-doo

by Mr_Blanko February 5, 2005

Whoroscope

A prediction of how many dicks that a thot will please tonight based on her zodiac sign

Hey, Jenny, did you see your whoroscope? Better stock up on birth control!

by Atheistzilla November 12, 2014

can of whoop-ass

noun - figure of speech meaning "act of violence" generally employed as "open up a can of whoop-ass," meaning to cause large amounts of pain

If I don't get my way, I'm going to open up a can of whoop-ass.

by Blackmac November 24, 2003