Dark Whopper

The Penis of a black man. Often seen bouncing during 100m sprinting.

Josh: Did you see Usain Bolt break the world record?
Musi: Yeah but did you see that dark whopper!
Josh: I know it was massive
Musi: Not quite as big as mine

by Jake Nicholls October 12, 2008

Kong My Whopper

Another term for a Blowjob, mistakenly used by Burger King in a worldwide ad campaign featuring a 60ft gorilla.

I feel indignant, as last time I went into Burger King, the guy asked if he could Kong My Whopper. Have considered taking BK to court for lewd advertising and sexual harrassment.

by Dave890 January 3, 2006

Molly Whopped

To totally and utterly kick some ones ass!

Man 1: *Throws up gang sign*

Man 2: Boy you is finna get Molly Whopped up in this bitch!

by Poop Stainz June 5, 2003

Whopper Chopper

Jordan Hope’s massive chopper

Jordan: let’s have sex I’m hard

Connie: whack it out then let’s have a look

Jordan: *whacks it out of Calvin Klein briefs*

Connie: HOLY SHIT THATS A WHOPPER CHOPPER HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TAKE THAT

by osnapitzaircon February 18, 2019

Whippled

Attempting to prove an argument by arrogantly providing a testable example only to have that example epically disprove your argument.

Yessir.

Micah Whipple, at your service. Like all employees I've also been in every game manual and credit reel since I've been here.

Whippled

by AnonymousRealID July 10, 2010

K Whopper

Nickname for Kenworth trucks. Mainly CB slang.

That K Whopper blew my doors off going up that hill.

by King43Fan December 29, 2009

COD Whopper

When playing a FPS shooter, a bomb or other explosive equipment kills three or more enemies at once.

"Dude, the final kill cam caught my cod whopper with extra noobs."

by Joolnu December 30, 2012