osnapitzaircon's definitions

Whopper Chopper

Jordan Hope’s massive chopper

Jordan: let’s have sex I’m hard

Connie: whack it out then let’s have a look

Jordan: *whacks it out of Calvin Klein briefs*

Connie: HOLY SHIT THATS A WHOPPER CHOPPER HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TAKE THAT

by osnapitzaircon February 18, 2019