whomst

For times when you want to ask "who or whom", but need a fancier connotation.

"Francois dropped his caviar in the toilet."
"Whomst would do such a thing?!"

by lighting guy June 2, 2016

whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'

The word of legend, only pronounceable by the gods of the human world.

Guy 1: “Hey man, we should invite Jack out to dinner for his birthday.”
Guy 2: “ whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing' is Jack?”
Guy 3: “Jack Goff, obviously.”

by GlassMuncher February 6, 2020

Whermst

Location, reason and background context all in one word.

Man: my uncle is being stabbed!
911 operator: whermst

by Papa Sángles April 19, 2023

Whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’ed’ies’s’y’es’ll

The superior form of whomst’dve.
With this new knowledge you can impress your friends at a party or impress loved ones and make them inferior to you.

Guy 1: Whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’ed’ies’s’y’es’ll took my weed brownies?!
Guy 2: Looks like you have bamboozled me again.

by Wet Tent June 17, 2018

whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'

A word used by the most intellectual of intellectuals.

whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing' is knocking on the door?

by QQAZWSXEDC September 28, 2017

whomst'd

the only true woke way to refer to an individual

Whomst'd moved my shit whilst I wasn't in my domain.

by whomst'd February 28, 2017

whomst've'ed'est'ion'tion's''ll

When you're really smart and want to flaunt it

Person 1: Yo whomst've'ed'est'ion'tion's''ll did this, I would like to meet them
Person 2:...What the fuck did you say

by p0rtalGeek March 7, 2017