whatev

It has been in the history of mankind to shorten the words that man has been using in their life. Phrases such as "Ha ha ha" have been reduced to "ha ha" and other phrases such as "What is going on" have been reduced to "what's up" and even reduced to the more commonly known one-word phrase "wuzzup". Another example if you will. This statement. "Greetings. How are you doing, dear acquaintance, I am currently relaxing in a state of repose" is reduced to "Yo, wuzzup, homie? I'm chillin". Nevertheless, another word has been the subject of this process of lessening the number of syllables in a word to make speech something more quick and easily done in our ever quickening and increasingly faster society. Thus the birth of the word, whatev, has occured.

whatev - a word that has the meaning of whatever except it is pronunciated with the "ev" slightly lengthened so to give the impression of coolness. This is often used in a light manner, often in cases where the person uttering the phrase doesn't care much or pretends not to care.

Person 1: Well, it looks like we are gonna die...
Person 2: Whatev...

Person 1: Oh snap! We have a test today...and a lab due Thursday!!!
Person 2: Whatev...

by Dae-Hyun Jin April 30, 2006

Whatever

The answer to everything.

Girl: Wanna go catch a movie?
Guy: Sure, whatever

Clerk: Hey, you gotta pay for that!
Kid: Whatever dude.

by Therawyn December 11, 2009

Whatever

fuck this im done. im so angry/annoyed

person 1: i hate you
person 2: whatever you cunt

by iknowthingsaboutthings December 11, 2018

Whatever

The polite way of saying fuck you.

him: why dont you do this....

me: yea ok, whatever

by pinkbritty February 23, 2010

whateve

This word has the same meaning as whatever but has more of an effect because you don't even bother to say one extra letter.

whateve

by What it Do Den January 06, 2011

whatev

shorter version of whatever...you can use it in arguments in the same way only it works even better. after a person has explained their whole side of the argument then just say "whatev" and then most likely the person ur arguing with will be annoyed by this shortened word and add in the "er" at the end and then its a beautiful thing because they'll realize that ur working together for one common cause in life,to make a full word out of its two seperate syllables, and who cares about that silly argument anymore?

girl: but how could u sleep with my mom? after all we have been through and blahblahblah
guy: whatev
girl: er...FUCK ME NOW!

by thatgrl July 14, 2004

Whatever

When you know you have lost the argument but won't admit it.

"Here, now you can see that 2+2 is 4, not 5."

"Whatever."

by FizzPops June 06, 2021