wetsuit wedgie

when you have someone else yank your suit up really high around your waist so that you don't have a horrible vise-like compression on your chest and shoulders while you swim. otherwise referred to as "bad crotch"

Hey man, can you come over here and give me a hand with a wetsuit wedgie?

by tribabe94123 September 4, 2009

Webshite

Somebody who believes that they should receive exactly the same level of service when buying from E-bay as they would from an exclusive specialist retailer, but without the price tag. They manifest themselves by constantly bombarding the poor sod who is selling something with the stupidest and most irellevent questions their tight arse minds can come up with.

" Is your bathroom fan suitable for MY bathroom or just bathrooms in general ?"
" How white are your white goods ?"
"If I wanted it parachuting into a moving speedboat at midnight, would I incur extra carriage costs ?"
"Do I get discount for being a webshite ?"

by Rob. Holton June 7, 2013

Wetsuit Junk

To have one's junk in an uncomfortable position; as in when one wears a wetsuit that is too tight.

Dude, these jeans are giving me wetsuit junk... Its really uncomfortable.

by skatinheckya October 13, 2009

Wetsuit

a wetsuit is slang for a condom. If you have ate a pussy/vagina before u know that it is wet, wet of course if u didn't eat one by force.

a pussy so wet, i need a wetsuit

by Hslinger August 1, 2011

webshite

A web site which isn't very good or which cannot be found using the URL.

That's not a website, it's a webshite.

by Steve Potts June 12, 2007

Webshit

Archived files, generally found on newsgroups, that contain one or more forms of malware. Malware is often hidden in an executable file that when opened, installs a virus or some other form of malware without the users' knowledge.

Person 1: Dude, did you grab that new game from the newsgroups?

Person 2: Yeah, but it was so full of Webshit that I had to reload my operating system.

by Oomphurgle July 9, 2010

missouri wetsuit

jeans and t-shirt swimwear combo worn by midwestern tourists at the beach.

Look at those stupid midwestern tourists in their Missouri Wetsuits. Wonder if they are staying warm

by Squats Mohammed April 7, 2011