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Westwood Plateau 

A suburb in Greater Vancouver where the absence of Benz in your driveway is socially unacceptable.

Residents of the west end get jealous because we have enough space to build a house that's worth more than $5 million.
West End Guy: Hey I just put a jacuzzi in my backyard.

Westwood Plateau Guy: Hey I just put a tennis court in my backyard. Bitch.
Westwood Plateau by Holla back yo February 22, 2009
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Westwood 

Among the cleanest and safest neighborhoods in Los Angeles, Westwood is famous for Westwood Village, which is a shopping center, and UCLA, the University of California in Los Angeles. Westwood is home to a high amount of Persians and Asians, the latter of which because of its close proximity to UCLA.

The glory days of Westwood and Westwood Village were from the mid-60s to the early-80s, and ended with the shooting of a young UCLA art student in an act of gang violence. There is still the occasional crime here and there, but for the most part Westwood is violence-free.

Westwood is also famous for having one of the biggest traffic problems in Los Angeles, and for having an almost complete lack of available parking. It is also notoriously difficult for businesses to stay in business in Westwood due to high rent.
Person 1: Hey, want to go down to Westwood some time?
Person 2: What's over there?
Person 1: Lots of stuff...y'know, like stores, restaurants, cinemas, theaters...
Person 2: Okay, let's go see a movie or something.
Westwood by Spença B May 25, 2006

Westwood Collage 

A place with people so stupid that they can't spell college correctly. A collage is paper glued together.
Westwood Collage *college is filled with stupid slags
Westwood Collage by BegoneThot420 February 2, 2019

Westwood highschool 

An extremely competitive school that has unreasonable expectations for students if you aren’t super smart or asian You are screwed 70% of the school is Asians the other 30% of people stoners jocks basic white girls thots and losers

Westwood 

A game company thats made games such as Command & Conquer
holy crap I cant believe nobody has the right definition of WestWood!!
Westwood by HaloFish August 13, 2003

Westwood, MA 

One of the snobbiest towns in the Boston area. People drive hummers and mercedes and and ignore the environment. If your house costs less than 3 million dollars you are considered poor. A small colonial house can cost 1.5 million. All the high schoolers are either preppy bitches or wiggers. Notorious for being snobs, having ridiculous drinking parties, and owning at beirut.
Wow that Westwood, MA bitch kicks ass at beirut.
Westwood, MA by slutmuffin777 April 15, 2007

Westwood 

westwood is an ameteur vanilla ice. hes a mother f*cking punk b1tch ass cracker clown. he is clearly british and yet tries to talk american slang. to quote some from many: "yo dog that is mad dodgy"... "holler"... "your ride is mad depressing dog".. and moving on, why the hell have those kn0b rashes at MTV let westwood host pimp my ride UK? i saw the first one.. i thought "ok.. this white fool must be a one off".. and then i see him on the second one.. and then, davina mccall is on it (what the f*ck??).. he really.. REALLY.. lets down the rep of pimp my ride! xzibit and west coast customs made a name for that show, and westwood came along and took a white-mans-turd all over it. and the garage that the UK cars go to.. what the hell? ok first off, the garage HAS NO NAME, and at west coast customs, they sit at a large oak table with multiple plasma screen tv's in the back and countless chrome rims. at this "mystery garage", they sit on boxes and write their ideas on a cardboard table that reaches just above their knees. and their names.. BLUEY... PINKIE.. WTF?!?! i am ashamed to live in a country where they broadcast this shite show.
Person who gets pimped: "YESSS IM GETTIN PIMPED"
*westwood arrives*
Westwood: yo dog, your ride is mad crazy but your rust game is tight
Person who gets pimped: aint u british?
Westwood: no dog thats mad wrong, im a wannabe!
Person who gets pimped: ok..
Westwood: so come on homie, you want me to pimp this ride?
Person: umm.. if you want
*person who gets pimped is gettin pissed off*
Westwood: dog your ride is mad weak, you got a tight rust game
*POWWW*
*westwood lies there still.. bleeding*
*Person who gets pimped repeatedly kicks westwood in his cranial area*
Westwood: dog stop thats mad painful, yo, holler
*CLICK*CLICK*BOOM*
*westwood isnt moving and is bleeding from several areas*