Schatten aus der Alexander Welt

Probably the most insane Black Metal song on the face of the earth. Makes other artists cower in fear.

Dude1: Holy Frack, what was that song? I freaking shit my pants.

Dude2: Schatten aus der Alexander Welt

by Thing07 May 27, 2009

Panty Welt

The indentation your undies leave around your waist when your tightie whities have been on for an extended time and are too tight to begin

Damn, my boxers left a panty welt that won't be going away until the next presidential election

by dj va jay jay October 6, 2015

Pecker Welt

A raised mark on the skin (as produced by the blow of a pecker) Could result in a abrasion, contusion, swelling, or other bodily harm.

Damn, check out the pecker welt on Shariqua's cheek, her and Ray Ray must be back together.

by Beckw/ May 2, 2008

Tricked Out Welt

To perform a "Tricked Out Welt" you usealy have to deke the bitch out. You tell her to suck daddy's dick then right before her lips touch your meat you pull back. Then you let your meat impact her face 0 to 60 in 2.0 seconds leavin' a nice welt for her boyfriend to see.

Merch™: Haha, see that bitch?
Bluez™: Yeah, what's that red welt on her face bro?
Merch™: Lolz, I fuckin' left the bitch with a Tricked Out Welt before I left.
Bluez™: Damn!

by Merch™ July 14, 2004

Donkey Welt

A severe raised marking or abrasion left on the skin after being slapped with a man’s penis. More severe than a normal mushroom stamp.

Whoa! Did you see the donkey welt Don left on Dustin's forehead?!

by MadVan September 25, 2009

snark welt

Noun. (Plural: snark welts) A well crafted, snarky comment which causes the recipient to respond as though they had just been physically slapped.

“The things which Betty said to her ex last night at the party were cold; it looked like he might cry from all her snark welts."

by OlyWABCR May 4, 2016

sperm welt

when one cannot perform properly in the bedroom.

"how was david last night?"

"well, it was kinda weird..."

"wat happened"

"he couldnt bust his load..."

"he must hav had sperm welt."

by chris May 13, 2005