The act of using JB Weld on something that deserves a REAL weld (i.e. TIG or MIG). The result is a "Nigger Rigged" fix.
Steve - I've got a crack in my intake manifold and I need to repair it.
Joel - Why don't you MIG weld it?
Steve - It's aluminum, and I'm a bit unsure about using a MIG on aluminum. I don't know anybody who has a TIG welder either.
Joel - Why don't you NIG weld it (hands him a couple tubes of JB weld).
Joel - Why don't you MIG weld it?
Steve - It's aluminum, and I'm a bit unsure about using a MIG on aluminum. I don't know anybody who has a TIG welder either.
Joel - Why don't you NIG weld it (hands him a couple tubes of JB weld).
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"Having a dirty one with the missus and the full time celebrations may have got out of hand when I went and gave her the butt weld."
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by Peter Lerk May 31, 2007
Get the hillbilly weld mug.To electrocute another person by pissing on them while simultaneously being struck by lighting in a thunder storm. It is unknown whether or not a non-fatal electrocution qualifies as a true Arc Weld...
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the act of packing snow into a crevice and pouring water on it until it forms ice, thereby freezing both sides of the crivice together.
the act of packing snow into a crevice and pouring water on it until it forms ice, thereby freezing both sides of the crivice together.
That douchbag turned the air conditioner on in my car in the middle of the winter, so I put a snow weld on his car door.
by gfyagee December 18, 2010
Get the snow weld mug.1. The raised line running sagittal along the median of the scrotum. Formed prenatally in the first trimester when the potential labia fuse together. Most notable after swimming in cold water. So named because this is where Jesus "welded" the scrotum together.
2. That line on the nutsack going from the gooch to the dons.
2. That line on the nutsack going from the gooch to the dons.
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