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Wetzels Pretzel

An accidental sex-position that occurs when two people are beginning sexual intercourse and both individually try to begin with a different sex position, resulting in a miscommunication and a awkward tangled mess, instead of sex.
Due to their misfortunate lack of communication in the bedroom, Will and Kristina found themselves in an totally awkward Wetzels Pretzel, instead of the hot, steamy intercourse that they both desired.
by Phat Willy and K-Money May 6, 2011
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weitzel

A sexy as hell person, usually super nice, but doesn't take any bullshit. They will whoop your ass in a n instant.
by Liitlephilly33 December 20, 2016
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ms.wetzel

RUN! SHE IS COMING!
ms.wetzel: Whisper only.
Kid:whispers
Ms.Wetzel: DETENTION.
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Wetzer

A bird thats so hot that there is puddles underneath her.
look at that wetzer standing in that puddle!
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Weither

It's basically "Either" misspelled differently because "it feels wrong" when referring to a choice between two possibilities of NOT an object..but a living thing.
"It doesn't matter weither the tiger or the leopard wins"

- "Somebody forgot to turn on gender lock on so it doesn't matter weither your female or male"
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Pete Wentzer

a person, can be either female or male, that is a pete wentz wanna-be. they either pretend too be pete wentz or act like him.
"your such a pete wentzer!"

in order to be a pete wentzer you either copy the things he has done in previous works such as release the bats or you play the bass only because he does..there are more these are just examples
by EmiliexThexRobotxAmbulance August 6, 2007
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Wentzel

A strong majestic beast. VERY hairy. Funny. Works it with the ladies. Loves to associate with the common pussy cat. People with the names Sam, Sarah, Shelby, Sally, Sammie, Suzie, Seniquwa, Shanana, Shannon, Stacey, and anyone else with and name that starts with "s". This is a kid no one will mess with. Hes psycho and will kill a mutha fucka.
Damn that kid is such a Wentzel!
by Mikey Pooh June 2, 2008
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