weesh meat

An unusually small penis

Two high school guys are in the hot tub with two naked chicks. One of the girls asks a guy to take off his shorts and when he did, the other guy exclaimed loudly - "HAAAA, THAT'S WEESH MEAT!!!"

by Ofecs June 23, 2006

wears a green hat

Chinese slang for being cheated on

He wears a green hat, if you know what I mean.

by ggigii September 11, 2007

your mother wears army boots

During WWII prostitutes who followed the troops around, sometimes wore army boots or combat boots. It's akin to calling some one's mother a prostitute.

"your mother wears army boots" is a vintage version og a "your momma" insult.

by geeflyboy March 3, 2011

weebshit

An absolute disgraceful Instagram anime meme account ran by an awful weeb who does nothing but posts relatable animemes all-day. The only good thing about his existence & his page is that he's ad-free.

Guy 1: Do you follow @weebshit on Instagram?

Guy 2: Yes, I do.

Guy 1: I always knew you were a big fucking weeb

by Everyone's Waifu February 28, 2020

Does a duck with a boner drag weeds

Canadian slang for “of course” or “most definitely”, usually used in a sarcastic manner to respond to a question. See: Does a bear shit in the woods?

Dan: You going to the hockey game tonight?
Kevin: Does a duck with a boner drag weeds?

by wordfanagler January 2, 2019

Weedsturbation

the act of masturbating while under the influence of marijuana

"I masturbated while high last nigth, it was so fucking awesome!"
"I know! lets call that weedsturbation; it sounds good and it's clever!"

by daromar December 9, 2008

weeish

When you are very desperate for a wee.

Sir, please can I go to the toilet, I am feeling weeish

by craig gale December 29, 2020