Weatherspooning

To emulate the unsolicited drunken emotional outbursts often seen performed by the lower classes outside the popular chain-pub on the Stroud Green Road.

Works best when inserted spontaneously in the middle of an otherwise mild-mannered conversation.

Example of Weatherspooning:

A – Would you like a cup of tea?

B – No thanks, I’m fine at the moment.

A – (Shouting) Oh, whatever! I don’t give a shit anyway! (Then all quite and heartfelt) You just don’t care about me anymore... Why can’t we be more like those normal people?

by MinderMob April 19, 2009

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reese witherspoon

A gorgeous down to earth brilliant actress who was married to a man who looked more feminine than she did and who also did not deserve her

Ryan Phillipe divorced Reese Witherspoon because she won an oscar and he was'nt man enough to handle it.

by juiice February 10, 2007

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Wetherspooned

When you screw people over financially even though you have plenty of money.

Tim just wetherspooned his entire workforce even though he is one of the richest men in the country. Disgraceful..

by Utsi Schissenhausen March 28, 2020

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Witherspooned

A person who, in essence, withers up and dies, usually from an unnatural cause.

After wasting our money on that Christmas disaster, "The Four Christmases", my boyfriend went into cardiac arrest and could've potentially Witherspooned if I hadn't called 911!

by The Crazy Mind of Kierstin January 9, 2009

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