boob warranty

the ability to return broken or normally un-returnable items to the store due to favortism for having a large chest.

mandi spilled water on her brand new macbook pro and got it replaced for free under the boob warranty.

by stacykiller December 4, 2010

WATAFAK

A faster way to write What The Fuck, while keeping its full meaning, opposed to just saying WTF and loosing the actual strength of the sentence.

It can be used in websites, programs or games that censor offensive words without the fear of it actually being censored, while delivering its full meaning.

Person #1: I like Justin Bieber's music
Person #2: WATAFAK !! You must be a paedophile

by TenacityPunisher June 18, 2010

Your car’s extended warranty

The thing that you should have received something in the mail about.

Scammer: “We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty...”
Me: “FUCK OFF FOR FUCKS SAKE!!”

by gymscooter January 7, 2021

watada

"watada"- (wah-ta-dah)
1. to pose as something you are not

2. to take tax money freely under contract with the intent of not following the most important terms of said contract

3. to take an oath and betray it

4. to bite the hand that feeds you

5. to pee your pants and scream "mommy!" when the chips are down

"Don't watada me dude. You better bring the paints and pot you promised so we can make the protest signs."

by greenguy253 May 11, 2009

Warra Dub

something teenage boys use on football twitter to describe something they find positive.

BergwijnSZN: Arsenal are so dusted, they just lost to Brentford
BenrahmaLife12: Warra Dub

by SUPER SUPER FRANK August 19, 2021

Warrant Officer

So damn good that you can put more faith in their guesses than in most other peoples facts.

Do you know what the Theory of Rotary Wing flight is?

I don't know, go ask a Warrant Officer, they know everything.

by Tryan31 December 28, 2011

Warrant Officer

In the United States military, a Warrant Officer (grade W-1 to W-5) is ranked as an officer above the senior-most enlisted ranks, as well as officer cadets and candidates, but below the officer grade of O-1. Warrant officers are highly skilled, single-track specialty officers, and while the ranks are authorized by Congress, each branch of the Uniformed Services selects, manages, and utilizes warrant officers in slightly different ways. For appointment to Warrant Officer One (W-1), a warrant is approved by the secretary of the service. Chief Warrant Officers (W-2 to W-5) are commissioned by the President of the United States, and take the same oath as regular commissioned officers (O-1 to O-10).

Warrant officers can and do command detachments, units, activities, vessels, aircraft, and armored vehicles as well as lead, coach, train, and counsel subordinates. However, the Warrant Officer's primary task as a leader is to serve as a technical expert, providing valuable skills, guidance, and expertise to commanders and organizations in their particular field.

That guy really knows is stuff, to be that technically and tactically competent, he must be a Chief Warrant Officer.

by Army CW4 April 30, 2009