A term to describe politicians who are environmentally friendly in their speeches (green) but use the environmental issues as an excuse to enforce more government control and restricting private property, thus in reality being socialist (red).
- He has nice visions for the environment but do you realise he thinks you should give up control of your property for this?
- Oh, so he's a watermelon?
- Yes, that's right.
- Oh, so he's a watermelon?
- Yes, that's right.
by Christmasy June 25, 2021

by Slipper May 9, 2021

Watermelon is made when god took a shit watermelons are gods babys they are god them selfs one day we will be praying to watermelons and if you dont than they are going to turn you into stone
by butter2015 May 27, 2015

by I.M. Smertarthenu May 30, 2018

by Savy_2260 March 27, 2015

Slang for a big ass baby. Nicknamed this because while giving birth it feels like it'd be easier to push Mr. Universe out of your vagina.
Proud mother: "Cody was born a whopping 12 pounds and 24 inches."
Shocked eavesdropper: "What a watermelon!"
Shocked eavesdropper: "What a watermelon!"
by WhatAWatermelon. December 31, 2009
