by Slipper May 09, 2021
A sweet, red, juicy, fruit that is soo luvable u could eat it everyday
I mean wtf yuh supposed to know wey a watermelon is.
I mean wtf yuh supposed to know wey a watermelon is.
Girl no. 1:What is watermelon
Girl no. 2:Widdi f**k u dont know what a watermelon is u livin under a rock owah
Girl no. 2:Widdi f**k u dont know what a watermelon is u livin under a rock owah
by Pineapple_princess October 17, 2019
The most evil food ever created. A single watermelon can kill a whole family and still be rolling around. Nobody knows why they are so blood thirsty or what angered them so much, but it is said there will be a melonpocalypse very soon. This should not be taken lightly and people should prepare using extreme caution. A best case scenario would be underground in a steel bunker.
by BomberoWorshipper34 October 29, 2020
Watermelon is made when god took a shit watermelons are gods babys they are god them selfs one day we will be praying to watermelons and if you dont than they are going to turn you into stone
by butter2015 May 25, 2015
by I.M. Smertarthenu April 26, 2018
by Savy_2260 March 21, 2015
Slang for a big ass baby. Nicknamed this because while giving birth it feels like it'd be easier to push Mr. Universe out of your vagina.
Proud mother: "Cody was born a whopping 12 pounds and 24 inches."
Shocked eavesdropper: "What a watermelon!"
Shocked eavesdropper: "What a watermelon!"
by WhatAWatermelon. December 31, 2009