Watermelon

Its a fuckin fruit

Ashley: whats that?
Emily: its a watermelon

Ashley: oh..whats a watermelon?

by Slipper May 9, 2021

Watermelon

It's red and juicy

I have a watermelon

by YouKnowWhoe June 16, 2021

Watermelon

A term to describe politicians who are environmentally friendly in their speeches (green) but use the environmental issues as an excuse to enforce more government control and restricting private property, thus in reality being socialist (red).

- He has nice visions for the environment but do you realise he thinks you should give up control of your property for this?
- Oh, so he's a watermelon?
- Yes, that's right.

by Christmasy June 25, 2021

Watermelon

Watermelon is made when god took a shit watermelons are gods babys they are god them selfs one day we will be praying to watermelons and if you dont than they are going to turn you into stone

watermelon please dont turn me to stone

by butter2015 May 27, 2015

Watermelon

a juicy red fruit that comes with black seeds on the inside

" hey , I'm eating watermelon, wanna slice"?
- " sure!"

by Savy_2260 March 27, 2015

Watermelon

Please look up the first definition to the word pineapple and replace pineapple with watermelon.

Hey man, did you see that guy look up the word Watermelon in urban dictionary?

by I.M. Smertarthenu May 30, 2018

Watermelon

Slang for a big ass baby. Nicknamed this because while giving birth it feels like it'd be easier to push Mr. Universe out of your vagina.

Proud mother: "Cody was born a whopping 12 pounds and 24 inches."

Shocked eavesdropper: "What a watermelon!"

by WhatAWatermelon. December 31, 2009