1 definition by Herbie Mcfish
In 2006 in a market place located in the middle east, a man was selling fruit in a stand. But this particular fruit vendor was an ex-mental patient who was trying to rebuild his life with his humble new job. A man in a rush walked by quickly, the vendor asked him "Would you like to buy a watermelon?" The man replied "no" very rudely. Suddenly the man heard an angry, insane scream. Without warning, and defying all laws of science, the vendor shoved a watermelon up the man's colon. The story is passed on to this day. If you ask someone if they would like to buy a watermelon and they say no, it means they would like a watermelon shoved up their colon.
"I asked this girl if she wanted to buy a watermelon and she said no!"
"dude she is so sick!"
" I know, right?"
"dude she is so sick!"
" I know, right?"
by Herbie Mcfish April 30, 2009