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weathergirl 

The yummiest of all the Z-list celebrities. To be a weathergirl you must be either blonde or brunette or redhed, and you must be very pretty and have a great body. If you wish to be a weathergirl, being swedish is of benefit but not a requirement. Famous weathergirls include Ulrika Johnson and bald-headed-moustache-man Michael Fish. If you see a weathergirl, steer clear of them as they will have an IQ of roughly 3, and this may cause them to spontaneously combust.
Kevin: "Who's that nobody?"
Phil: "Just some weathergirl."
Kevin: "Hmm, hottie."
weathergirl by Jamie Douglas September 1, 2006
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Water Girl 

Any haole (caucasian) girl attending a private highschool in Hawaii known as Punahou who drives one of the following-
Mommy's Expedition (or any SUV for that matter)
Any 2001 or later Volkswagen

The vehicle MUST be equipped with the following-
A. Surf Racks (With or without a brand new, unused, undersized shortboard or oversized longboard)
B. Kayak Racks (OPTIONAL)
C. Numerous quicksilver/roxy stickers
D. White vinyl hibiscus or hawaiian sea turtle window decals
E. Hawaiian print seat covers
I almost got rear ended by this water girl at the stoplight. She was obviously trying too hard to be "local" and got caught up in thinking about what she was going to tell her stupid punaho's about the waves today, even though she's never been surfing in her life.
Water Girl by MVC March 21, 2003

Waterpills 

Another term for creatine, usually only said by especially retarded individuals
Babar: Wow, yeah he works out and used creatine for a while
Kevin Karoub: Wait, like waterpills or something?
Babar: Waterpills????????
Waterpills by Dahoffmann February 9, 2009

Waterfield 

A person who has an aggresive opinion on everything, and also an unhealthy obsession with comics.
I was talking to Waterfield at work last night, he wouldn't shut the fuck up.
Waterfield by Alex Rodriques December 15, 2004

Glass Of Water Girl 

A seemingly attractive female whom many men have fallen for initially, only for them to notice her dull personality.
You could send the funniest joke to this girl and the best reply you'd get would be 'lol' or 'lmao'. Often there's a chance for her to not respond at all.
Anyone dating the Glass Of Water Girl will grow up to become a middle-aged white man in a childhood sweetheart marriage that neither spouse is interested in anymore.
Eugene: Ugghh I sent this hilarious meme to jacky and all I got as a reply was ''Lmao'', I tried to continue the conversation and she just left me on read.
Donald: Hey man, she's not worth it, she's just a goddamn Glass Of Water Girl.

Holly Marie waterfield 

Holly is a beautiful girl. Truly a great person. She is smart, kind, funny, and over all amazing. She can put a smile on her face at anytime. Holly has many friends and is loved by everyone. Some don't always recognize her beauty, but they should. She is the most caring, loving person you will ever meet. She cares about others so much more than about herself. She is a true genius, a very bright girl. Everyone likes Holly, and those who don't really don't know her enough to see her true beauty. Guys love to see her, they are captivated by her smile. She usually has blonde hair and blue eyes. She is truly a gorgeous work of art.

Water Girl 

Girl that was cut form Cheerleader try outs. Brings team water instead.
Water Girl by Brian Fellow October 2, 2003