waterboarded

Taking a woman from behind in the shower while her head is under the flow of water, when you are close to ejaculation, pull her hair back swiftly so her head tilts back and her mouth opens. This will give her the impression of drowing, which will cause convulsions. Which will cause her vaginal, or anal, muscles to contract giving you more please and a sustained orgasm.
She was in the shower, so I nipped in, slipped in for an easy pink and on me vinegar stroke I waterboarded that bitch!
by waterboarder February 05, 2009
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Waterboarding = guy standing, girl kneeling, shower running.

You can imagine it's pretty hard to breathe much less see with that much going on in your face. "Board" = pretty much self-explanatory.
by ksocreative June 08, 2011
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Waterboarding

The act of cumming on a girls face and immediately after, peeing on her face, specifically aiming for the mouth and nostrils, to emulate the sensation of drowning.
Bro last night I was waterboarding this girl so much that she choked
by PornRatSteve February 19, 2019
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A technique used to make godless rag head terrorists tell the truth. Drowning is simulated to make the subject feel they are about to die; thereby telling the truth to save their skins.
Soldier1: "Waterboard that mother fucker so that lives may be saved."
Soldier2: "Waterboarding sure did save a bunch of lives today"
by Frank the Frowner December 12, 2007
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to ram ones cock down a girls throat going balls deep while she slams a huge dildo in her pussy and when you are about to cum you shoot the load down her throat not letting her breath
werent you waterboarding that bitch last night
by ass taint April 03, 2010
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1. A form of enhanced interrogation used by CIA Operators with some success.

2. Masturbating in the shower.

3. Having sex in the shower.

4. Pouring water over the giver's head while recieving oral sex.
Yo man... I had to resort to waterboarding _____ to find the WMDs.
by pittcat08 October 01, 2009
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Rapidly endless talking (usually, about nothing) to the point of totally overwhelming the other party. Can be used as a manipulative control mechanism.
Person 1: Blaaaaah, blah, blah, blah, bbbbblaaaaaah, blah, blahaaah. And so I told them blahaaa, blah, blaha, blaha, blaaaah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Oh, and did you know that blaaaaaaah, blah, blah....and blah, blah, blah....

Person 2: *OMG...WTF...good grief...yawn* Hey, will you please stfu?

Person 1 is waterboarding person 2 by talking way too much.
by miss kimmie March 06, 2010
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