on your watch

If something happens on your watch, you are responsible for it as you were in charge.

Also can mean on your time.
I won't smoke on your watch.
by mandylovepandy April 17, 2017
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fix your watch

A strong shudder resulting in an arm flail. Typically used in reference to taking a strong liquor shot.
A shota Goose takes care of everything. It’ll fix your watch.
by Shakesmear May 14, 2022
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slapping your watch

It’s same as beat your meat. It’s a less specific way of talking about the term so you don’t get in trouble
“Have you been slapping your watch in the bathroom?”
by ohnomycarrots February 10, 2019
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Southern slang which describes a condition where one is confused, aloof, or just plain stupid. This condition is the anthisis of winding a watch and scratching your ass; which are normal process for any redneck over the age of 50 who is not drunk, stoned, or both.
Damn son, don't just stand there "winding your ass and scratching your watch", flip the hamburgers!
by clintoncousin November 14, 2007
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Watch your linguini!

“Watch your linguini!”
A way of telling someone to watch their language but using shitty comedy to hide the hypocritical fact that you also curse horrendously
Guy 1: WHAT THE FUCK!
Guy 2: Watch your linguini!
Guy 1: What?
by FoxenBoxen March 08, 2022
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watch your dick

When somebody constantly asking for your virginity and it's annoy you.
A:are you still a virgin?
B:that's not your business. watch your dick DUDE!(you should care for YOUR sexual life not others sexual life)
by Bread-helmet bobina August 09, 2017
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watch your ass

"I am going to raid them"
"Well, so watch your ass"
by Alhind69 July 04, 2022
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