boob warranty

the ability to return broken or normally un-returnable items to the store due to favortism for having a large chest.

mandi spilled water on her brand new macbook pro and got it replaced for free under the boob warranty.

by stacykiller December 4, 2010

Your car’s extended warranty

The thing that you should have received something in the mail about.

Scammer: “We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty...”
Me: “FUCK OFF FOR FUCKS SAKE!!”

by gymscooter January 7, 2021

Waysan

A girl who is spunky, shy, unique, and random. Also describing anything unique and random. Translates to 'unique coral' in Chinese.

Waysan burst into a fit of random laughter just as the class fell abruptly silent.

by haute_chic June 30, 2009

warsaw high school

A place where you’re either a pot head or a hick, full of “what the fucks” and the girls relationships just revolve on whoever they hop on next that helps them get over a man they just left a couple weeks previously

Are you going to the Warsaw High School Game? No probably not, no matter how good they’re doing they’re just gonna lose in the playoffs.

by TheWarsawLegend420 December 10, 2018

emma warson

When you decide to search up some random famous chick's name that was a character in a famous book related movie called Harry Potter but you spelled her name wrong. When this happens you immediately realize that you fucked up and that you have to read this because it caught your eye.

Alright time to find this chick in the urban dictionary!*types Emma Warson*
You: ah shit...

by Urbigdickbitch January 1, 2020

Warrant Officer

So damn good that you can put more faith in their guesses than in most other peoples facts.

Do you know what the Theory of Rotary Wing flight is?

I don't know, go ask a Warrant Officer, they know everything.

by Tryan31 December 28, 2011

Warrant Officer

In the United States military, a Warrant Officer (grade W-1 to W-5) is ranked as an officer above the senior-most enlisted ranks, as well as officer cadets and candidates, but below the officer grade of O-1. Warrant officers are highly skilled, single-track specialty officers, and while the ranks are authorized by Congress, each branch of the Uniformed Services selects, manages, and utilizes warrant officers in slightly different ways. For appointment to Warrant Officer One (W-1), a warrant is approved by the secretary of the service. Chief Warrant Officers (W-2 to W-5) are commissioned by the President of the United States, and take the same oath as regular commissioned officers (O-1 to O-10).

Warrant officers can and do command detachments, units, activities, vessels, aircraft, and armored vehicles as well as lead, coach, train, and counsel subordinates. However, the Warrant Officer's primary task as a leader is to serve as a technical expert, providing valuable skills, guidance, and expertise to commanders and organizations in their particular field.

That guy really knows is stuff, to be that technically and tactically competent, he must be a Chief Warrant Officer.

by Army CW4 April 30, 2009