warped tour

a once punk show turned emofest over the years

goddamn, what happened to the Warped Tour?

by proudasshole July 15, 2005

Warped Tour

Best thing ever. Lots of awesome bands, including Escape The Fate, My Chemical Romance, Alexisonfire, Avenged Sevenfold, The All American Rejects, All Time Low, 3OH!3, Taking Back Sunday, Fall Out Boy, and Underoath. Also lots of moshing, crowd surfing, and hot emo guys without shirts ;)

Person1: "I SAW ESCAPE THE FATE AT WARPED TOUR!!"
Person2: "No way!"
Person1: Yeah!!! They signed my shirt!"
Person2: *dies from jealousy*

by cool person (not really) July 18, 2009

warped tour

warped tour is dead and gone

the warped tour used to be a place, where as a young punk i used to go to get my ass schooled by older people and enjoy true punk music with a handfull of miscreants who abused the title of punk, but unfortunately now the entire lineup of the warped tour seems to be a bunch of bands who appeal to suicidal pre self actualized children who cry to their sorry excuse dfor punk noise while their parents plan their ivy league education, it is a fuckin shame...

by Field April 13, 2006

Warped Tour

Best place to mosh with your fellows-in-arms to AFI, the best band in the world! I can't wait for summer!

I broke my arm when Davey Havok landed on me after he jumped off the stage, but it is the greatest honor on earth to be physically hurt by the lead singer for the greatest band on earth!

by Rowan Mraz Bleeds Black Forever November 3, 2003

warped tour

A tour that used to be punk rock. Now, the line up is awful and a disgrace to the punk scene.

Dude, what's with all these kids wearing tight jeans and faux hawks? What has happened to the Warped Tour?!?!?!?!?

by regs June 25, 2005

warped tour

a collection of some of the worst "bands" in the music industry

guy: dude!(brushes back hair) did you go to the warped tour?

me: naw. homey don't play that.

by clevelandsteamer August 30, 2005

warped tour

AKA Pepsi presents "Punk Fest"

"Hey! Lets pay 30 bucks to go to the warped tour and see a bunch of half descent bands play half hour sets and pay 10 bucks for small bottles of water!"

by Crimpteen April 19, 2006