wankplode

A male orgasm.

Usually used in a situation in which more cum is shot out of the penis than on a normal orgasm.

"I wankploded all over that biatch's face last night!"

by ZT May 10, 2005

wanksplode

A male orgasm.

Usually used in a situation in which more cum is shot out of the penis than on a normal orgasm.

Similar words;
cum shot, load

"I wanksploded all over that biatch's face last night!"

by ZT June 16, 2005

wankus interuptus

The act of being interrupted during self pleasure, by any means. Derived from the early latin, and similar to coitus interruptus, it was coined by Dr Bryan in the early '10s. The worst instance of this is when the individual is almost cumming, and their pleasure is interrupted and are rendered unable to continue

Tom 1: Oh man i had the worst case of wankus interuptus last night
Tom 2: Yeah mate?
Tom 1: yeah, was almost about to cum, when my sister came home and i had to stop
Tom 2: Oh man i fucken hate wankus interruptus

by John Edgecliff April 15, 2014

WankRupted

When someone Interrupted your wank

Me: Dude, Faerlie Inboxed me last night while i was in the middle of a wank

Friend: Oh man she totally Wankrupted you bro.

Me: Fucking Hell!

by Palindronium August 19, 2014

Wankus Maximus

A satirical name given to a dedicated masturbator.

Person A: Karim has been losing a lot of weight lately.
Person B: That's a small price one has to pay, to earn the title of Wankus Maximus.

by Titan90 September 2, 2019

Wankploos

An idiotic one plus fanboy/fangirl who thinks that it's the greatest company on earth, and supports the company regardless of what they do.

MKBHD is a wankploos fan.

Lew (from unbox therapy) is a wankploos fan.

by Boredom Police January 5, 2020

Wankspangle

Anyone who fails.

Q. Will you marry me.
A. No. Because you are a Wankspangle.

by Capt Crispy Findus June 12, 2016