Wankateer

Usually reserved for marketing professionals that come up with ridiculous claims loosely based on science, or more specifically make the science fit the claim by any means possible.

Loot at the marketing wank on this, the wankateers have been busy with this one.

by RCB78 June 9, 2020

wannabegro

A young sub-urbanite with hip-hop tendencies to include manner of dress and street slang.

That clifford is such a wannabegro, he thinks he is Snoop Dogg!

by Nick August 15, 2004

Wanabean

A person of no hispanic origin that pretends to be hispanic.

That loser is such a wanabean.

by Marry Four Money October 12, 2006

Wannabeaner

Somebody of non Mexican descent who acts like and wishes they were of Mexican descent.

Wigger is to nigger as wannabeaner is to Mexican.

Joe: "Hey, have you seen the new kid in English? I've never seen a Mexican named Clark."

Ted: "That's because he's white. He's a total wannabeaner."

by vegan cannibal October 20, 2008

Wannabean

Describes a person (of any race, but usually caucasian) trying to act as a hard core mexican, beaner, ese, vato, or cholo

Did you see Mark wearing those huge fuckin pants with his plad shirt and that bandanna? Yea, he came up to me and was like, "WHAT UP ESE?!? "

Fuckin Wannabean.

by Pimp Master Nick November 1, 2006

wannabeaner

A person/thing that wishes they were Mexican. They may only date Mexicans or Latinos. They have a sick infatuation with the Hispanic race. They become fat from eating to much beans. Names usually start with a 'G' and end with an 'A' and are typically 5 letters long. Last names must be 7 letters long.

Mexi wannabeaner

by DismalGrimm September 6, 2011

wankabration

to celebrate with a wank

Johnny's girlfriend was out of town, and received a text with some awesome news, and jumped up and shouted "Fuck yeah! I'm going to have a wankabration".

by notjohnny December 8, 2016