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Wampipti

A popular filipino word that is used by gay people in the philippines, it actually says as "150", P50 for blowjob and P150 is for fuck job, it is only used to gay people not girls if you're thinking if it's hetero...
Hoy... pogi...

WAmpipti

Yoko nga
by Boiboi090 August 2, 2019
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George Wambushed

The term was coined during the Bush administration by a Democrat who felt George W. Bush often disregarded the first amendment and the right to free speech. The term was subsequently banned by the Republican Tea Party and Bush followed up with covertly adjusting several laws which violated the constitution in effort to keep the term suppressed. When Obama took office the ban on the term was lifted.

George Wambushed means that one has either literally or figurative been violated and AMBUSHED in the most extreme and plunder-some way known to mankind. Figuratively it means that a person or group has been bombed and sunken with a trillion tons of stupid stinky shit. And the literal meaning is that one has undergone a violent mugging or extreme rape.
PETE steps into an EMPTY HOUSE. Up ahead he SEES the BACK of a MAN slumped in a chair by a window.

PETE: Hey Franky how are ya?

"Franky" The MAN slumped in a chair - remains silent and still.

PETE: Franky? What's going on? Franky? How come. . .

PETE'S eyes BULGE wide. Blood drips from Franky's temple. A gun in one hand. NOTE in the other.

PETE reads the SUICIDE NOTE

My child Joe was maimed in Iraq and no longer knows who I am. After he was denied health benefits I covered them and the bank has now seized my house. I've been GEORGE WAMBUSHED. I know the Tea Party was mad I spent my money on my sons health as they wanted the funds. I left a check for all I have left, made it out to Ben Bernanke, who George appointed to the Fed Reserve. Because I'm liberal I thought it best that I shoot myself now because after the damage done to my child in the Trillion-Dollar-War, after your rape of my finances, I don't have anything else to offer. Maybe you can suck something out of Joe. You will have to ask him directly which may be AWKWARD because he's maimed. Seeing what a real bomb can do to a human being can be AWKWARD. Finally I WILL my only possession left (This GUN) to Ron Paul. I don't believe in guns so it's not registered, but it was real easy to get. FYI - I know the Republicans are not crazy about cleaning up messes so I arranged to have my Democratic friend find me and wipe up the blood. -- Franky

George Bush Cheney screwed fucked sucked-dry screwed
by ECHOROCK December 1, 2011
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Global Waming

When Forrest Trump can’t even type global warming correctly.
“...What the hell is going on with Global waming...” @realDonaldTrump twitter on 9:28 pm, 1/28/19.
by Superdat2830 January 29, 2019
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Wambology

The study of making things huge, as defined by Patrick Star.
Patrick: You know Spongebob... I wambo, you wambo, he,she, we wambo! The study of wambology? Come on Spongebob, that's first grade stuff!
by knapster2 March 27, 2009
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Wamble

A non rude word for walking or limping while wanking.

Wamble, wambled, wambleing
Ubaid and Declan wambled up to the hotel room

Zaf: is he wambleing

"Look Damian and Jonathan are having a wamble"
by Dcimpulse666 October 20, 2019
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wambulance

The official motorvehicle to be called in response to bitch-like behavior.
Brian: "I missed the Friends rerun."
Response: "Will, call a fuckin' wambulance."
by Boris Spassky April 20, 2005
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Abby Wambach

A member of the US Women's National Soccer Team. She is quickly gaining ground on Mia Hamm's career goal record of 158 goals. The 5'11 forward is especially known for her amazing headballs in the box, and many of the US goals are from corner kicks that Abby heads in.
"Wow, I'm pretty sure Abby Wambach is better than Mia Hamm"
by danisoccergirl9 November 26, 2007
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